#bob incorrect quotes

[parachuteinfantries]

band of brothers incorrect quotes 3/?

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Control Tower: What are your coordinates?

Bob: We are by a cloud that looks like a lion.

Control Tower: Can you be more specific, lieutenant?

Bob: Simba.

[dustyjumpwjngs]

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[theslashmix]

Luz: gentlemen, I propose to rename the company. I already have ideas.

Lip: Luz no

Luz: DD Company, Dick's Dicklings Company. Alternatively, WN, WinNix Company, since the Major is basically married to Captain Nixon anyway.

Lip: on second thought, I kinda like the idea.

[we-always-hit-our-ass]

Luz: Vat 69 implies the existence of a greater and stronger alcohol named Vat 70.

Nixon, chugging a bottle: That's not how it works.

[dustyjumpwjngs]

speirs: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO—

lipton: it was me

speirs: ..is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

[we-always-hit-our-ass]

Roe: Hey, which state do you live in again?

Babe: Constant anxiety.

Roe, confused: Wait, what state-

Babe, realizing: I meant Philadelphia.

[we-always-hit-our-ass]

[In Court]

Malarkey: How do you plead?

Skip: Attractive and innocent, your honor.

Malarkey: Sir, we have video evidence of you doing the cha-cha slide on the corpse.

Skip: You're mistaken, I was actually doing the macarena.

Malarkey:

Skip: