#incorrect bob

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Control Tower: What are your coordinates?

Bob: We are by a cloud that looks like a lion.

Control Tower: Can you be more specific, lieutenant?

Bob: Simba.

[omega--webster]

Shifty: Oh, fiddlesticks

Grant: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.

[snoopyish]

yOuRe OffICErs YoU oUtTa KnOw!! 

[teamsuki]

Easy Company as Tina Belcher Moments

Dick Winters

Lewis Nixon

Ronald Speirs

Joseph Liebgott

Johnny Martin

Buck Compton

Harry Welsh

Bull Randleman

Babe Heffron

Bill Guarnere

George Luz

Carwood Lipton

Eugene Roe

David Webster

Joe Toye

Frank Perconte

Don Malarkey

Skip Muck

Herbert Sobel

Bonus: the entire BOB fandom

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Control Tower: What's your location, lieutenant?

Bob: We are in the cockpit.

Control Tower: I mean, where is the airplane?

Bob: Mainly behind us.

[snoopyish]

medic ready to throw hands at his superior officers

[omega--webster]

Webster: *Yelling across the parking lot at a gas station* Buy me a diet Dr. Pepper!

Liebgott: *Yelling back* I ain't buying you shit!

Liebgott: *Buys it for him anyways*

[omega--webster]

Speirs: Lip stop worrying about it! I'm fine. It was just a splinter.

Lipton: You were IMPALED!

Speirs: It was a large splinter.