#bock

[willgrahamsbouncingbulge]

The good thing about sitting dogs as a job is that I have time to exchange nudes with @hannibal-lecters-cock while also making money. I think that is beautiful 😘

[willgrahamsbouncingbulge]

@hannibal-lecters-cock likes to be spanked btw. send post

[willgrahamsbouncingbulge]

@hannibal-lecters-cock you need to do this

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@hannibal-lecters-cock send more nudes, plz

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

Got officially diagnosed with a vitamin D deficiency. My husband thinks this is hilarious.

He still hasn’t stopped laughing.

[ilottthepilot]

"can evan bates fight" under every photo of madison chock looking hot at the met gala afterparty is so funny to me. did we not get a three episode docuseries about how his bones are slowly crumbling to dust? i'd say take your chances

[willgrahamsbouncingbulge]

@hannibal-lecters-cock

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

what animal would you be for the

land:

sea:

and!

air:

i also asked your spouse this, and I'm very interested in comparing your answers

Land: red panda! Not only are they cute af, they also spend most of the day eating or sleeping to conserve energy. Finally, an animal with the same life goals as me.

Sea: manta ray!! I got to see them up close twice in the Maldives at Hanifaru Bay. Absolutely majestic, beautiful creatures. Would genuinely love to come back as maybe a cute little manta ray zooming around in the ocean.

Air: red-billed hornbill, like Zazu from The Lion King. Never shuts up. Thinks it’s funny. Sounds suspiciously like me.