#bodaciousbox

[the-smallest-star]

@bodaciousbox replied to your post: Soft squeak.

“No, bb ur cute… bb plz”

“Tonnie nooooo! I’m the size of a penis!”

“Do you know how long it took me to learn how to get on the toilet with no legs?! I can’t even reach the kitchen counter now!! I wasn’t expecting Floss to outgrow me for like twenty years! I CAN’T EVEN USE MY CHAIR NOW I’M GOING TO HAVE TO BUMSHUFFLE EVERYWHERE!”

[sinevotum-a-blog]

bodaciousbox replied to your post: “ * PUTTING MY BROTHER UP FOR ADOPTION.          ...

“ I’d love to take the… /tyrant/ off your hands~”

             a heavy squint.

                   “  * YOU DO MEAN MY WORTHLESS BROTHER, SINE, CORRECT? ”

[flameofsnowdin]

bodaciousbox replied to your post : Mettaton

fite me

*Kindly be gone from my sight, you walking toaster....

[mynameisntburgerpants]

@bodaciousbox

Jon was having...he couldn’t really say the “worst day of his life,” all things considered--he did used to work at the Burger Emporium, after all. However, things weren’t looking up for him; the Riverperson’s ferry wasn’t running on time, and he had to make a trip to the grocery store in New Home City. Something about a special tomato sauce for Papyrus. He wasn’t paying much attention to the “why,” just the “what--” the tomato sauce, and the “when--” which was as soon as monsterly possible.

He couldn’t help but notice some hitched, possibly heavily-modulated breathing as he passed through Waterfall, and who was it but Mettaton staring down the thought-to-be-abandoned house? Deciding the shopping trip could wait a little longer, Jon crept up and tapped his former boss on the shoulder. He figured nothing was out of place, but he needed to talk to him anyway.

“Hey, uh. I finally got your apology and compensation check. Thanks for owning up to...the past.”

[devilslcg]

sanji and human!mettaton: *stand next to each other* luffy: ... luffy: *clings to mettaton* SANJI FOOD sanji: FUCK YOOOOU

[starsgivemehp]

@bodaciousbox

“holy shit i’m taller than you. what a cute little robot boy~!”

[the-smallest-star]

@bodaciousbox

In the various amounts of gifts and fan-mail Mettaton received would be one carefully bubble wrapped package, a VHS tape inside labelled ‘For Mettaton’. If one would watch it it was from a young boy, a guitar on his lap and arm barely able to get around it to reach the strings.

It was a shy looking lad with a large mop of dark curls. He seemed embarrassed but a decent tune came from the instrument.

“Dear Mister Mettaton, my name is Dave. I’m playing a song, so I can’t wave. I broke my leg last week, I tried to fly like Batman It didn’t quite work out So I guess I’m lame-man. My Family loves your show, We watch it all the time. Could you maybe help me out? Its really hard to make this rhyme. We don’t have a lot of cash, I’m not asking for some. Maybe you could let them come, To see your show and have some fun. Its okay if I can’t go, I just want them to enjoy a night. I’ll give you my piggy bank, Its old so don’t hold it tight.

If you’re busy I understand, Being famous is a hard job. You probably get these a lot, I hope there’s no angry mob.

I think you’re pretty cool, Your laugh is really great. Please don’t tell the kids at school, If they know I sing they’ll flush my head.”

The song ended and the boy finally gave a small wave before the video ended, a small note left in the parcel had a home address jotted down.

[yetdarkerstill]

I doodled some babes I’m happy to see on my dash even tho we don’t interact lmao;;

@verdoiier @nxcecream @bodaciousbox @platedprimadonna