#bold statements

[darlingdaisyfarm]

how do you write having sex with these old men so yummy

i’ve fucked two of them, canon can't touch me

[darkwindysoul]

𝟙𝟙.

"Hey, wait!"

I just turn back, letting my eyes scan the brunette's well-built body from head to toe, analyzing his body language, and studying his expressions. "What is it?" I ask him dryly. "Uh... no thank you for getting you your job back?" Pablo asks, a little confused, and a little annoyed.

"I never would've gotten up to this point if it weren't for you in the first place." I roll my eyes at him. "Hey, I thought we were cool." He raises his hands, defenseless. "Drunk me was cool." I correct, not exactly thrilled to be feeling like a damsel in fucking distress.

Especially if my knight in shining armor is the very person who endangered me in the first place-

"Look, consider this my way of making it up to you, okay? It's the least I could do." He sighs, genuinely guilty. "Yeah, but actually, you didn't do shit." I snap. "I mean, fine, I didn't lose my job, thanks to your statement and stuff..." I start.

"But having a job isn't the same as working." I roll my eyes. "I might be a journalist, but no one's ever gonna read my articles anymore." I point out. "Not for a very long time, at least." I then add, crossing my arms. "You might have explained things to my firm..." I take in a deep breath.

"But to the world, I'll always be the desperate bitch who couldn't take rejection well, and savagely attacked the golden boy of football." I throw my arms up in the air, frustrated. "But that's not even what happened-" He scoffs.

"Tell that to the world." I sigh, tired of the continual hate-mails I kept receiving. "Well, maybe if they see us hanging out a couple of times, without cursing at each other or fighting, maybe they'll let it go?" He concludes after a minute.

"Or maybe they'll assume that this is another one of my 'publicity' stunts." I roll my eyes. "Why care about what the others have to say?" He shrugs, referring to the conversation we had last night. "Because unfortunately, when it concerns my work, I have no option but to care." I reply.

"Now all I gotta do is to figure out how to spend the rest of my time here, before I can finally move back to Y/O/P." I mumble. "Aw c'mon, don't do that." He scoffs. "You only just got here." He adds. "Yeah, and I'm stuck here for 2 years." I frown, remembering the terms and conditions that my contract stated.

"Pretty sure this will pass before 2 weeks." He says confidently. "How can you be so sure about it?" I ask. "Uh, because it's not the first time something like this has happened here. And most definitely not the worst." He chuckles wryly.

"There's worse things that have happened?" I ask, surprised. "Way worse." He answers. "But you don't see people talk about all that anymore." He shrugs. "Why not?" I wonder aloud. "Well, mostly because worse things happen, and all the attention goes over there instead." He says.

"But also because all the people want is a show to distract them from their own pathetic lives." He adds. "They'll get bored of it." He shrugs. "When I first started playing officially for a club, the first lesson taught to me was to not let anyone get to you." He starts.

"Sure, I've not quite mastered that skill yet..." He then admits. "But there are all sorts of people in this world. Some will like you, some will not. You can't please everyone." He scoffs. "You're honestly not as stupid as you look." I remark after a minute, thinking about what he just said.

"Ouch?" He replies, unsure on how to react to that. "It's a compliment." I tell him. "You said I look stupid-" He scoffs. "But I also called you smart." I point out. "Sure, that's uh... One way to look at it." He mumbles, still pretty confused.

"Look, I kinda have to go now..." He then says, checking his phone which just buzzed. "But incase you change your mind, I'll be at practice later today." He then adds. "Feel free to come by." He smiles politely, before rushing away.

"Wait, was this the purpose of the entire speech you just gave me?" I raise my brow at him, somewhat honored. "You really love flattering yourself now, don't you?" He playfully rolls his eyes. I just smile and shrug, chuckling a little. "Does that mean you'll come?" He then asks.

"I'll think about it."

[deliciousscaloppine]

there are 2 kinds of horny mingjue shippers

The ones that believe nie mingjue is pretty manageable size wise (i am talking about his dick). And the others who believe he has a gigantic dong. And that’s pretty much it.

[tromtron]

[T: DON’T SAY GOD NAME IN VINE]

[rp-sephiroth]

Another gem. It’s been eleven years since ^this game came out and I continue to see more elements that I take as confirmations. If the Remake is true to the OG with regards to the set-up of Jenova’s identity, I’m confident the Remake will confirm almost every theory I have on her. 

[miss-noo-na]

Bold statements tag

Tagged by @ohmyaimes ❤

rules: bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations and tag 9 people

aether: I go without makeup in daily life - I make my own artwork - I keep on track of my tasks and time - I always know true north - I see beauty in everything - I always smell flowers - I smile at everyone I pass by - I always fear history repeating itself - I have recovered from a mental illness - I can love unconditionally

air: I have small hands - I love the night sky - I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by - I drink herbal tea - I wake up at dawn - The smell of dust is comforting - I’m valued for being wise - I prefer books to music - I meditate - I find joy in learning new things from the world around me

earth: I wear glasses - I enjoy doing the laundry - I am vegetarian or vegan - I have an excellent sense of time - My humor is very cheerful - I’m a valued adviser to my friends - I believe in true love - I love the chill of mountain air- I’m always listening to music - I’m highly trusted by the people in my life

fire: I don’t have straight hair - I like to wear ripped jeans - I play an organised sport - I love dogs - I am not scared of adventure - I love to talk to strangers - I always try new foods - I enjoy road trips - Summer is my favorite season - My radio is always playing

water: I wear bracelets on my wrist - I love the bustle of the city - I have more than one set of piercings - I read poetry - I love the sound of a thunderstorm - I want to travel the world - I go to sleep past midnight most days - I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs

Tagging: @kpopchangedme @chocolatspring @kfantasiescometrue @nemjun and whoever else wants to.

[wonuella]

Hey! So I was tagged by @briskowl [thank you sweetie] in this fun Bold Statements Tag!!

I’m over 5'5 / I wear glasses/contacts / I have blonde hair / I wear sweatshirts a lot / I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing / I have one or more piercings/ I have at least one tattoo / I have blue eyes / I have dyed or highlighted my hair/ I have gotten plastic surgery / I have or had braces / I sunburn easily / I have freckles / I paint my nails / I typically wear makeup / I don’t often smile / I am pleased with how I look / I prefer Nike to Adidas / I wear baseball hats backwards

I play a sport / I can play an instrument / I am artistic / I know more than one language / I have won a trophy in some sort of competition / I can cook or bake without a recipe / I know how to swim / I enjoy writing / I can do origami / I prefer movies to TV shows / I can execute a perfect somersault / I enjoy singing / I could survive in the wild on my own / I have read a new book series this year / I enjoy spending time with friends / I travel during school or work breaks / I can do a handstand

I have had my first kiss / I have gotten drunk / I have told a crush I like them/ I have traveled outside of the country / I have flown on an airplane / I have stayed awake for more than 48 hours / I have had a near-death experience / I have caught something on fire / I have performed in a talent show / I have shot a gun / I have been on TV / I have gone scuba diving / I have broken a bone / I have slow-danced / I have gone on a shopping spree

I am in a relationship / I have been single for over a year / I have a crush / I have a best friend I have known for over ten years / my parents are together/ I have dated my best friend / I am adopted / my crush has confessed to me/ I have had a long-distance relationship / I am an only child / I give advice to my friends / I have made an online friend / I met up with someone I have met online

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell / I have watched the sun rise / I enjoy rainy days / I have slept under the stars / I meditate outside / the sound of chirping calms me / I enjoy the smell of the beach / I know what snow tastes like / I listen to music to fall asleep / I enjoy thunderstorms / I enjoy cloud watching / I have attended a bonfire / I pay close attention to colours / I find mystery in the ocean / I enjoy hiking on nature paths / Autumn is my favourite season

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle / I am the mum friend / I live by a certain quote / I like the smell of Sharpies / I am involved in extracurricular activities / I enjoy Mexican food / I can drive stick-shift / I have memorized an entire song in a day / I believe in true love / I dream up scenarios to fall asleep / I sing in the shower / I wish I lived in a video game / I have a canopy above my bed / I am multi-racial / I am a redhead / I own at least three dogs / I am LGBTQ+

This was fun! hahaha I tag: @yeolsangeleyes @koyasdad @seasawsignandtears @jehan-proubear @thepowerofanimu