#bonebag

[blueberry-mocha]

Bonebag again… hah

[mamaneedsadrank]

Fem-alien

Sunday Funday. Funday Sunday. Fun In Sun Day? Sun Fun Day? Say that 10 times fast.

Greetings Earthlings.

I normally try to stay away from topics that can cause controversy. However, the world right now ,earthlings, is unlike any other. Wars, Pandemics, Civil Right Movements, Trafficking, and the constant battle of politics in the nation.

(....Can we at least bring Woodstock Back? Asking for a friend......)

It's a lot.

Too Much.

Just like Chocolate Cake. Chocolate Cake with its mass amounts of chocolate frosting. You sink your teeth in, and within seconds the exuberant amounts sugar instantly sends your body into shock mode. It makes your hairs stand on end, you stop breathing and pass out due to the mass amount of sweetness that entered your massive gob.

Head for the hills, that stuff ^^ is what nightmares are made of.

Or is it this: "The First Woman to:"

What?

"The first woman to" is the sentence as of late, to make my insides hurt as much as chocolate cake. The fact that women are still breaking barriers to be the 1st of things, makes me feel like an alien.

I have a daughter that will transform into a full blown adult woman someday. The fact that I, or anyone for that matter, have to answer the question of, "Why are they the first girl to do ____________?" is un-fucking-comfortable. How do you answer without sounding like a mad-braburning-feminist?

There is nothing wrong with a mad-braburning-feminist by any means. You do You, and bless your spirit dicks.

"There hasn't been an opportunity until now," I answer uneasily, holding my breath for the rebuttal of "But why ?"

In that instance, luck had been on my side and the rebuttal never came. And to be 100% honest lings', I was def not sure how I would have answered it, and still don't know how to answer it for myself.

But why.

Exactly BUTTTT WHYYYYY. Man vs Woman, Woman vs Man, who is more superior?

Neither. Buncha Bony Flesh Bags. I could go on spewing of my wants and dreams of equality, but the truth of the matter is I am yelling into the void. I want better for all. Pop a Tiara on my head, gimmie a sash, and stick me on a float. World Peace Bay-beeeee.

My apologies earflings, as my Samness is lagging in this post. Time for me to take off to a galaxy, far, far, far, far, far away.

Until the next post- be a kind bonebag please. My extraterrestrialness wishes you to live long and prosper.

[constantobessions]

yo this is bonebag my douche of a reptile demon son

hes a sleazy owner of a bar that alita used to work at before she joined the circus.

dont do drugs kids

[myrdoodles]

Character belongs to Bonebag.

[averoseart]

Now on www.AveRoseStore.etsy.com (Link in bio). This exquisite vintage black purse features skunk jawbones with silver gilded teeth. The inside is nice and spacey and has a small pocket. The straps are long. *For the holidays I’m going to the post office everyday including Saturday. Ordering deadlines to receive items in time for Xmas is Dec. 15 for first class, Dec. 20 for Priority, and Dec. 22 for Express. Domestic only. #averoseart #bonebag #jawbones #bonecollector #gothicbag #wiccanpurse

[alecepperson]

[confessionsofabachelor]

An afternoon truther

There's this girl from grade school and high school that I talk to on Facebook from time to time.  I hadn't seen her in 15 years and the night I did see her here in Wichita she just reminded me what a cool girl she is.  She travels all over the world and just always seems to have a good time.  The night I saw her she dragged me out and made me dance (I don't dance) and unlike the other girls that I run into from high school she didn't try to fuck me.  Okay so she lives in Texas and meets this guy, Holland, they begin a relationship and she tells me all about over the course of this year.  Holland?  Just doesn't roll off the tongue right. So this bonebag gets an amazing job offer to move to Australia and they decide to try to do this super long distance thing.  Which to me sounds like a lot of masturbating and a waste of time.  So he flies her out there to check it out.  And of course she posts all of her pictures and spins this amazing tale of happiness with her and Holland.   And of course I'm looking at all this going "you know they be fuckin'" and I'm all totes happy for her because I would totally go for it too because she's fucking awesome.  So today I randomly send her a message asking when she's moving to Australia and getting married because I'm all like "that lucky fucker got him a good one."  She then tells me that Holland broke up with her the day she left to go back home.  He tells her that he doesn't want her to move and that it's over.  She's crushed.  Dude bro doesn't even want to be friends.  Basically in guy terms he's totally smashing some Australian poon and is over US girls.  So he brings this poor girl all the way from Texas, pretends to be madly in love with her, and then drops her like dead weight before he sends her back home.  What a fucking bonebag.  Look some chics totally deserve to be treated that way because believe it or not, there are also lying, cheating skankbag chics out there too, but not this girl.  I would think if you were single and this girl came along you'd be fucking praising whatever God you believe in and thanking his ass for delivering you this Goddess of a lady.  I mean I'm glad she got a free vacation out of it, but what a fucking bonebag.  The truth is people never seem to amaze me anymore, it's bonebags like him that make it harder and harder for nice girls to trust anyone like me.  Thanks a lot BONEBAGS!

[unclejesus]

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