#bonerman

[deadmonwithacalculator]

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you can thank my friend liza on discord for this

[jarrythan]

You’re in a coffee shop, suddenly panic fill your mind as you get a boner “WHAT?!” You think, you’re retired…Suddenly nick fury sits down at your table, “Bonerman,” he says, “I’m putting together a team…”

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[sunlight-solaire]

The man covered in bones throws his head back and laughs. The cackle seems to echo the voice of the Gravelord. "What I meant, fool, is what does this covenant mean to accomplish? The Forest hunters protect their garden, The Princess' guard guard Gwynevere. What does the warriors of sunlight hope to accomplish?" The man shifted the great-sword's weight on his shoulder. (continuation of former post.)

Solaire puzzled at the man’s inquiry. He supposed this bone-laden fellow was within his right to ask, but his rude behavior was grating.

"The purpose of this covenant lies in aiding those in need," Solaire answered. "With the power of our sun, we seek to help others, protect all that is good, and further the appreciation for our Lord of Sunlight."

[ellieellieoxenfree]

it's like a game of bingo where every call is bonerman, and as bonerman is neither a number nor a letter, you never get any squares.

the boyfriend can't stop finding the picture of the underwear-clad boner-and-light-saber-wielding dude on the beta as fuck tag