#bones incorrect quotes

[amimyowncreation]

Zack, in front of a conspiracy board: Okay, so, people can’t actually comprehend how 2 three dimensional objects can travel in straight parallel lines and meet up again. The reason we know said hypothetical objects would meet up again is because—

Hodgins: we should kiss

Zack: and since the TWO dimensional objects meet up only in THREE dimensions, we can assume that the three dimensional objects would meet up in the fourth dimension, which leads back into the curvature of gravity—

Hodgins: like in a gay way

[acebirdofprey]

*Aubrey babysitting Christine*

Christine: Uncle Aubrey, can I have a cookie? Aubrey: What’s the rule? Christine: *pouts* No snacks before dinner… Aubrey: Wrong. Aubrey: That’s your mum and dad’s rule. My only rule is you have to bring me some, too.

[acebirdofprey]

Aubrey: How can I tell Wendell my feelings for him? Booth: Simple. Just tell him, "you are beautiful". Aubrey: Thanks Booth! Aubrey (turns to Wendell): I am beautiful. Booth: That's not what I... Wendell: Yes, you are. Booth: (quietly retreating）

[acebirdofprey]

Cam: If you don’t get enough sleep, then how do you even function? Zack: I run on three fuels; spite, coffee and chocolate. *Sweets, hugging him from behind and kissing his neck* Zack, blushing: Ok, maybe there's a fourth fuel.

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

Hodgins: I’m going to dunk on you. Booth: Bring a ladder.

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

Hodgins: Shh, here comes Booth! Angela: Quick, Vincent, Hodgins, start talking about boring nerd stuff! Vincent: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist. Angela: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

Angela, looking at a selfie of Hodgins’s: I hate this photo. Hodgins: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly. Angela: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something. Hodgins: Up to kindness.

[finnslay]

brennan: don't call me bones booth: what if i called you my wife instead? brennan: what? booth: what?