But I know nothing about Harry Potter or Hogwarts Houses.
I'm running short on ideas so I'm going to do something that I've been holding off because I thought it was basic but you know.
Hope this isn't controversial.
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Gryffindor
Now I have to say, I know nothing about Gryffindor or what qualities they value but based on what I do know I would say that the main, most obvious Gryffindors are Tommyinit, Foolish, and Awesamdude.
Do I have any reason for that, no, no I do not but it's what I would think most people would say they are because of the stigma at all Gryffindor's are the heroes and what not.
But on that logic and the fact that Foolish is there, welcome Dream XD and Callahan to the stage everybody, considering that they are gods and demi-gods, I think they have a right to be here.
But also on that note, Jack Manifold, now I put him in Gryffindor before the tales of the smp so I think I was pretty spot on for that one.
Oh and ConnorEatsPants, I don't care what people say, Connor is a Gryffindor, suck my dick.
Skeepy and Sapnap, major Gryffindors, they just give off that vibe that a Gryffindor would, whatever that vibe may be.
Jshlatt, because Gryffindor needs a villain, and Jshlatt just seems like the guy to think he's in Slytherin because he's dick, but he's in Gryffindor because he's a dick.
And Dream, more specifically, Mexican Dream, not for any real reason, I just think it'd be funny.
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Slytherin
Okay, now we are on to the green house, Slytherin, a house I know a bit about, but like I said, not to much. Now the most obvious Slytherin to me is Purpled and Wilbur, I would also peg them for Ravenclaw but I feel as though Slytherin fits them a bit better.
Now for the rest of the goopy greeners, Slimecicle, BoomerNA and Georgenotfound, for these ones, I also feel them as Ravenclaws as well but Slytherin I feel just makes more sense, not for George though, I just think it would be funny to see him get confused between his house and Hufflepuff.
Eret and Eryn, I don't know what to tell you for them, really any sort of king should be in Slytherin and Eryn collects taxes for the king so, they deserve this house together.
Hannahxxrose, one bedwars player, two, she's good at it and I'm salty, three, if she played a significant part in the canon, probably every manipulative and angry, because at some point she had wings and they got stolen, when I say stolen I mean ripped off her back.
HBomb94, mate's old, old and angry but every funny so it makes up for that old factor, and in all lore he's ever been in, he was off to the side so he probably had a shit ton of pent up anger.
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Hufflepuff
After all the tests I have taken that keeps saying I'm apart of Gryffindor or Slytherin and most of my friends saying I'd be a good Ravenclaw, I took a Pottermore quiz because my friend said they are the most accurate, well from my statics, they aren't because I'm not a Hufflepuff based on statics saying I'm not, Pottormore thinks overwise, but I'm doing it again later so go check out what I got on @van1-bs
Sorry, just wanted to rant a bit, but getting back on topic, Hufflepuffs, I love people from Hufflepuff, they are always so nice and overall kind to me even though they swear at me a lot but it's a mutual thing.
Now for me at least the most noticeable being a Hufflepuff is Karl, Ponk & Sally (because I believe she's technically canon and because Wilbur is a Slytherin and I hope this will give me points for giving into tropes). They seem to be more obvious but then again I feel if you meet a Hufflepuff, you know they're a Hufflepuff.
Okay, Tina because she's in Kinoko and it's Kinoko so I don't think she needs to much of an explanation, I do however think she'd make a great Gryffindor, I can also feel that applying to Ranboo and Michael(mcchill).
Antfrost at first gives off those Hufflepuff traits considering he's a cat and that quite literally my only reason he's here, and because I like him and he's always fought for good, and not a fan of government, I can also say that I think he'd make a great Slytherin.
And speaking of good Slytherin's, Tubbo, he has nukes, he's acts like a child, is the kindest people on the smp until you fuck with his baby and/or husband, loyal as fuck and yet so gullible, easy Hufflepuff.
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Ravenclaw
Now who do I start off with for Ravenclaw, this is the house I know most about, considering I'm a dumbass and I find it ironic. Well my number one picks are Technoblade, Niki and Philza, all smart and witty in their rights, all apart of the Syndicate and all have the knowledge to be Ravenclaws, I don't see why they shouldn't be.
Badboyhalo and Puffy, I see them being Hufflepuffs but my brain said to me that they don't feel that way and the more I think about it the more I see that BBH in Hufflepuff wouldn't be right, he's much more smart and accepting but he's easily pissed off by Skeppy (who's in Gryffindor) and the whole thing with Ravenclaws getting pissed at Gryffindor apply here, and for Puffy, she's a therapist, she doesn't have a choice, she's either, Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, this house just fit her better in my eyes.
Dream, Punz & Quackity, if you haven't noticed, these 3 are mass manipulators, for Dream it's more obvious but most people don't see it and that the whole point, with Quackity, people brush it off as him being sad and depressed which helps him, using it to his advantage and Punz, he's so subtle but it's there, he has all of the prison guards and a war chief wrapped around his fingers, and nobody is giving him credit. These although the manipulation doesn't make them a Ravenclaw, it's the way they all do it, and with their PvP skills, these just make them a perfect fit for Ravenclaw.
Now on to my last two, Fundy and Sam Nook, Fundy literally codes and Sam is a robot, I don't know why they would be put anywhere else but Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff but the way the act makes me thing Ravenclaw is the perfect fit for them.
