#borderlands asks

[frenziedslashers]

I think since Tim has apparently been in multiple "movies" he's probably shockingly good at the technical aspects of sex but he's usually had a script so the poor guy has no idea how to actually initiate in real life. also what I'm saying is sometimes he panics and falls back on really stupid porno scripts. rip to everyone involved there.

PLS This thought makes me snicker to myself 😭

I imagine he can have some pretty good game if he tries really hard, but if he does get really nervous or forgets what he's doing he just blurts the most gut-wrenchingly stupid thing and you have to stop yourself from cringing so he doesn't end up hiding in the corner and rethinking his very existence.

Or he quotes a script and you just freeze up and he freaks out because you're all "Did you just quote (insert the "movie")." and he has to take a second to recalibrate because either he didn't realize you'd seen it so he's embarrassed. Or he didn't really realize he said what he said and, again, he's embarrassed.

This thought lives in my head rent-free and it makes me giggle anytime I think about him saying something dumb while trying to get laid 💀 RIP to his partners fr.

[jace-the-writer-guy]

(BL3) How peaceful has it been since ... I think it was Carlisha ejected Claptrap into space?

"Extremely peaceful," Inigo replied as he watched Claptrap being dragged along beside the ship by a wire, "It's either Carli or Kuro that kicks him out when he starts his crap."

[doom-dreaming]

The twins having a little show like the hunger games with troy hunting down sacrifices and prisoners. This usually lasts maybe a day, he plays with them but loses himself to the bloodlust of the hunt. Your hunt is different though, troy had hunted everyone down with the day but he couldn't find you. It took him hours to track you down, you had managed to hide your scent pretty well. As soon as you see him you bolt but not away from him, at him [1\2]

(cont'd)

You dive between his legs and dash off thru the false forest. Your small and use it to your advantage. It takes two and a half more days of tracking and chasing before he catches you. Your exhausted when he corners you. He looks feral, wild and hungry. Though it's not your flesh he's hungry for now, you got his blood pumping from the chase. After all you were sacrificed to him, to his hunger only it's a different kind of hunger. Not to say he wont still take a bite Tyreen watching it all.

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First of all: YESSSSSSSSSSS SEND IN THESE OFFERINGS SO THAT I MAY FEED AND GROW STRONGER and eventually write something again

Second: When he finally catches up with you, there's a familiar gleam in his eyes, bright as ever, unaffected by fatigue. It's not exactly friendly, but at this point you're too exhausted to keep running, so you resign yourself to accept whatever fate he has planned for you. You don't flinch as he drops to a crouch just inches from where you're sitting. By now, you know his scent; the heady musk of dust and sweat and faded cologne and the barest edge of acrid electricity. You're sure the nuances would be lost on anyone outside the Flock, but you'd been there long enough. You know.

"Game over," he purrs. He barely sounds winded. Tyreen must have been juicing him up more than usual for this. "You put on a good show, the fam loved it." He nods upward, undoubtedly indicating the hover-cam that'd been tracking you since this started. You don't look to confirm, it's old news at this point.

"What, no sass? Damn, I really wore ya out, huh?" He tousles your hair, leaning in close enough to ensure that his next words are only for you. "C'mon, I'm not done yet." He pauses to search your expression. You're too tired to give anything away, but something stirs in your gut. Exhaustion be damned, what happened after the hunt was always your favorite part.

But you can't let anyone besides the twins and the rest of the Flock know that - the rest of the COV wants conflict and opposition. So you put up just the right amount of fight as Troy, with a predatory grin, drags you out of the hunting ground by your ankle.

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Borderlands 3!!!!?!??!!!

In celebration of Borderland 3 being announced (HOORAY FUCKING YES 1000X!!!!!), I want to do some of my first borderlands asks!

Maya

Lilith

Axton

Roland

And of course, the lovely and beautiful Mad Moxxi!

Send in asks for ANYONE in Borderlands 2 or pre-sequel! (Except Handsome Jack because fuck him).

(I really shouldn’t do this since I’m still swamped and have no time BUT FUCK IT!)

[nokikissa]

For borderlands, 18, 30, 33, 38, 42, and 50.

18. Wich game has the best ending and why?

Well, 2 ends with you killing Jack which is pretty satisfying... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I also really like the ending of Tales, freaking power of friendship giant robot monster battle I love it, except for that tiny cliffhanger final bit like wtf telltale what happened there in the vault I need to know????

30. Favorite quote from your favorite character?

Vaughn is my fave and for him my favorite quote is probably “I’m not gonna get left out on the curb again, am I?”, I dunno I just really like how that line was delivered and so on.

Timothy is another favorite character of mine and he has a lot of great and amusing quotes, like almost all his idle voice lines are so great, like “Anybody watching? Great. God, this character, right? Such an insufferable piece of shi… heh-hay. Somebody’s listening. I’m Jack and I’m the best and I love being Jack. Three cheers for Jack. I’m great.”Also fond of him saying "Ohhh, kitty! I ruv him!"

33. Best easter eggs?

I quite like the secret boss Iwajira and the Mario inspired secret level in Pre-Sequel.

Also the double rainbow easter egg in 2 is so dumb but I just gotta go past it every time I go past the area where it is,,,,,,

38. A character you wish you could play as?

Hm hard to say, it’d maybe depend on whether it’s a first person shooter or like the telltale type game..... But I dunno I suppose Vaughn maybe since he is my fave ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

42. Something you’re looking forward to in the next game/s?

Well I’d hope in the next games some of my fave characters would show up, and also looking forward seeing new characters too. Also hoping that they won’t bring Jack back since come on he’s had like 3 games already plz move on it’d be ridiculous if he was somehow brought back again.

Also looking forward to finding out what that “Tannis is not what she seems” teaser easter egg thing means and so on.

50. A scene in the games that is always stuck in your head no matter what?

There’s multiple ones in tales that really stuck in my head: Both the conversations you can have with Vaughn in ep 3 & 4, The reject Hyperion ending of ep 4, Rhys ripping his cybernetics out in ep 5.... All so good scenes my dude.

[brcwler-archive]

To start with 7, 13, 15, 20

Borderlands Questions

7. Least favorite character?[Very hard one since I’ve enjoyed everyone so far. Some more and some less of course but if I had to choose I’d go with Jack for obvious reasons of evilness. And especially doing something I shall not talk about to a certain beloved bird.]

13. Weapon of choice?[Give me a good sniper rifle and a proper revolver and I’m as happy as can be!]

15. Favorite mission?[Uh dunno if I got a favorite, there’s a lot I like doing but the one that got me most excited was a train to catch, I guess. Mostly because of the waking up Mordy part, that had me admittedly squealig cuz I was so happy to see him again.]

20. Character of choice in Borderlands (Mordecai, Roland, Lilith, Brick)?[Mordecai of course! Lilith was fun too, tho. Roland was alright and I just don’t get along with Brick lol]

[jace-the-writer-guy]

(Borderlands 2) Noticed you haven't shot me in the face yet. Curious as to why. Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons of it, but let me assure you that-oh my gOD JUST SOOT ME IN THE GODDAMN FACE ALREADY!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!??

"For the love of god, shut the fuck up!" Saint exclaimed and blasted Face McShooty's head off with his shotgun, "Holy shit, what the hell was with that guy!?"

Zarya smirked. "I think he just wanted to get shot in the face, which you thoroughly did."

[jace-the-writer-guy]

BL3) Ebony, Sakura, what was it like seeing Belle all grown up, and a Siren?

"Oh, it's really awesome!" Ebony exclaimed and gave a big smile, "Belle was always such a cute little kitty. She grew up so fast, and now seeing her grow up and be so freaking cool is just awesome!"

Sakura giggled a bit and nodded in agreement. "It really is. I still remember helping take care of her when she was younger, and now she's just such a badass."