#boss as hell

[brightengale]

Eatin some nice mango before doing some yoga.

[lox-hello1]

Ok but imagine if Cas talked the same way that the Kardashian's

*Sam before saying yes to Lucifer*

Sam: Please protect them.

Cas: Honey, those two are like the two pimples in my ass I can't get rid of. It wont be easy, ya know?

Sam: Just... humor me.

Cas: Sammy, if I wanted to, you'll be laughing your ass off. Now go save Earth or your ass won't save from my foot.

[roxieleprechaun-blog1]

History: The BAMF unit

Pocahontas probably didn't even love John Smith like in the movie sure maybe but historically she was probably just one hella smart 13 yr old or however young and was like if I tell dad I love this 30 somtin yr old man he wont kill him which means no war cuz world peace is good

[tetasita]

me: I wish I was hotter, thinner, smarter, more talented, popular, richer,

also me, like five seconds later: I'M A BOSS ASS BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH

[thesleepingmusic]

WHEN I AM WRONG I WILL ADMIT IT BUT WHEN IM RIGHT, SIT DOWN BITCH..

[the-crystalfemme]

In sixth grade I had no concept of the popularity structure in middle school. So one of the popular boys lost a bet and had to ask out the least popular girl in the class (me) presumably so I’d follow him around and annoy him or whatever. But I wasn’t into him at all so I said no and patted him on the head and apologized and said he'd find someone someday. The look on his face was like I'd taken him down like 11 pegs and I think about it when I feel sad because sixth grade me was boss af without even realizing it.

[smile-forever-more143-blog]

I just spent two hours on an Analysis essay on the Crucible for my sister. I have never read the thing. The only reason I did it was because her teacher is ridiculous, she said they had to have their thesis statement approved, which I helped my sister write (being an ex AP comp student it was easy) teacher didn't approve first one, so I help write a second this evening, APPROVED but at 830 at night. So my sister starts havung a panic attack, This essay was assigned monday and needs turned tomorrow. Half my sisters class didn't even have an approved thesis. They fail if they don't have this essay. So to calm her nerves and ease her anxiety, I decided I would let her sleep and use her essay ideas to write her essay for her. Two hours later and I am damn proud, I hope it gets her a good grade. Its been three years or more since I've written a analytical essay. But her teacher is freaking wacked to give an essay assignment to JUNIORS IN HIGHSCHOOL that has to be approved in one day and written to college professor standards in a night. When she hasn't even really seemed to talk to them about how to write a good essay. I forsee a bunch of students failing...