what are some other notable monsters boss mcglade has created?
Oh, there are tons of ‘em, tho they tend to rotate in-and-out thanks to deaths and rebirths-via-incubation. Here’s a few, tho there’s lots of others:
Tippey- A female euivalent to Cumberbund, and that aforementioned wine-monster. Basically a shortstack with immensely solid yet crystalline skin under which glasslike pipes filled with wines can be seen and a head shaped like a wine glass filled with liquid that can be used as a contact “poison” with the effects of intoxicating people, either via being spilled onto skin or even by vaporization/evaporation to widen its range. Her personality can basically be summed up as “Exactly like Midna,” at least in terms of snark and casual disdain, and Body Shock kinda likes her for that.
Greasy Suite- Incubated in Bacon grease, fryer grease, goose grease, any kind of grease you can imagine. She looks like essentially dollops of grease in a human shape, but always pointing backwards as slicked back like pomade-ed hair in a dynamic, spikey form. She’s obsessed with sports; stunts and competition, and can skate immensely quickly using her slippery grease combined with the massive amount of caloric energy she can store. She also uses it to trip up foes, but doesn’t like to use it for hidden traps despite McGlade’s protests, feeling like it’s “cheating”
Cleen Sweep: Incubated in cleaning products and covered in bristly nanotube-y hairs and what looks like “bubbles” of skin containing deadly acid, she’s deeply religious and on a mission to “purge” the world of the “unclean” and “filthy”. Luckily for McGlade, she’s too damn trusting of her creator, and thusly is easily prodded in the right direction to do McGlade’s dirty work
Pee Boy- Guess what Boss McGlade incubated this one in, and immediately regretted it afterwards? He is obnoxious, creepy, and has the power to spray piss like a firehose. Nobody likes him.


















