Could Bouldy Wear Heels
As though born in them
Bit of a wobble but otherwise alright
Low heels only
Will end up breaking something by trying
Would not try

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Could Bouldy Wear Heels
As though born in them
Bit of a wobble but otherwise alright
Low heels only
Will end up breaking something by trying
Would not try
Everyone shut up and look at him
Alright listen: do you guys remember in Hades 1, if you got the Shady companion from Sisyphus, you could Summon him. And he would appear and literally just yeet Bouldy at peoples' heads on behalf of Zag?
Yeh I really think we deserve to revisit that wonderful mechanic in hades 2. But we can't just use Bouldy again, that would be unoriginal and overdone, and besides, he has to keep Hades company.
So what I propose is:
You know if you take Frinos the frog out, he does these big hops and kinda boings around. You can juice him up so those do a lil bit of damage sometimes, which is nice.
But what if: G I A N T F R I N O S
Make your frog Bouldy sized (temporarily, as a treat) and then he yeets HIMSELF at your enemies like hades 1 Bouldy.
noooooo
Risky photograph bouldy quest so hard that my brother who plays fighting games regularly had to step in only for the most ass photo to come out 😭😭😭
Photos taken seconds before disasters
I'm too pretty for thissss! D:
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