Keelah Se’lai

He/it, adult Tumblr is where I belong, and that's all you need to know about me (my fandoms change too often to say definitively)

[garfieldthemovie-deactivated201]

[from3am]

Someone will accuse me of reading the wrong genre again but i am sorry i don’t think a romance should involve the HEA being ‘get the [guy] at all costs’. I am mad as hell when the random white women quits her NYC job as named partner and moves to her home [Christmas] town to spend more time with her new husband and i will be mad as hell when Shane has his legacy ruined to [checks notes] quit his job, move back to his hometown and spend more time with his husband.

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[iftadwascool]

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[ilyannarozanova]

Rent lowering gunshots but I hate the fucking trophy room sex scene so much. Shane knows he's the best in the league. It's not a fucking self-esteem issue he's grappling with. And maybe if Ilya wasn't such a self-absorbed asshole he'd realize that he can't magically solve systemic homophobia and racism with a pep talk and his dick lmfao

[gueroboyfriend-deactivated20180]

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

[gueroboyfriend-deactivated20180]

[captainlordauditor]

i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

[analbumyesorno]

DAMN. (2017) by Kendrick Lamar

Do you like this album?

Yes

No

I haven't heard it.

Remaining time: 5 days 37 minutes

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

reasons ilya hates macklemore:

the heist beat to pimp a butterfly at the grammys

thrift shop made it impossible for him to wear his fur coat without it being labeled as “ironic”

when he told his mama that he wanted to kiss maxim in the third grade she told him never to repeat that and signed him up for more hockey but sure, must have been so hard to like drawing

seattle legalized weed before boston

[imoriginalvisual]

Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears

[gallusrostromegalus]

I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.

[fatsexybitch]

At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.

[homestuckphobia]

I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat

[screamting]

deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”

[gueroboyfriend-deactivated20180]

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

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[captainlordauditor]

i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

[the-big-mood]

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge!

X

[the-twitchy-life]

I LOVE THIS GUY.

All those "spend just 35 minutes doing a bunch of really hard exercises and you'll feel great forever!" videos are really discouraging. I usually end up doing like, 2 minutes of some of his while waiting for my shower to heat up, and ykw?

That's 2 minutes more than I would have done otherwise.

[nonbinary-octopus]

oh hey I have a thing like that last one that I like to do sometimes, but I do it lying down in bed. it's a very satisfying pop/shift in my hips/lower back, but doesn't always work. maybe I will try his version and see if it is more effective for me

[assiraphales]

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

[json-derulo]

someone actually studied the falling Rick Roll rate for their Ph.D dissertation recently and published the paper

[junefrombug]

okay but this made me wonder if there was actually any academic literature on rickrolling and YES THERE IS this is a paper about rickrolling WITHIN academic literature. As in, studies that attempt to rickroll the people reading them. Best part is no one is going to believe me and click that link even though it’s 100% true.

[niltia]

My friend's book is mentioned in this paper!!

[teaboot]

There is no earthy way of convincing anyone that the rickroll study link is real. But for what it's worth. It is

[cat-26]

I have a new goal in my almost-finished PhD dissertation.

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Second link's good guys, truly

[type-blaze0]

Teaboot's right, there is basically nothing on earth that could convince me to click the second link. I genuinely believe it might be real, but i'm not touching it.

[iamthelowercase]

I clicked on the second link (the "yes there is") fully expecting it to be a rickroll. And uh. Let's just say, I found it highly worth clicking on.

[thisisnotenuff]

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Who would win?

Miss Piggy

Debbie Jellinsky

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour

[dragongirlsnout]

it's punk to lay eggs

[suziewoosy]

lays a punk egg