boyacrossthestreet replied to your photo:why aren’t I a movie star teen heartthrob
wait, you AREN’T????
im workin on it
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boyacrossthestreet replied to your photo:why aren’t I a movie star teen heartthrob
wait, you AREN’T????
im workin on it
boyacrossthestreet replied to your photo:I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I WOULD DULY WIN ANY...
i feel like my technique would involve using my freaky arm length to attempt a suckerpunch and then i would run like hell, but if it didn’t work i would lay on the ground and cry in a pitiful and unmanly fashion
AS A TESTAMENT TO MY STRENGTH, I HAVE HUGGED sonicrainboop‘S BOYFRIEND SO HARD I CRACKED A RIB
ONE OF HIS RIBS
I DO NOT HAVE WEAK BABY RIBS LIKE HE DOES
actually i don’t know if i have any punching power
but god damn i will hug someone to death if i have 2
#GO TO SLEEP
YALL CAN'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
The shitty thing is is that rhode island reds are literally a breed of chicken, so like you think being afraid of swans is a bad rap? Try being afraid of fuckin chickens. It's ridiculous. All birds are basically evil.
Idk there's these hawks that have a nest by my grandma's house in Wisconsin and sometimes if I go hunting up there I bring them some of the extra meat from the hunt they're my bird besties I love them.
OH MY FUCKING GOD SO this one time i was walking around my parent's farm MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS when this fucking EVIL RED-EYED monstrosity viciously attacked me. Fun Fact, Rhode Island Reds are super fucking territorial. I am definitely with you on the swan deal.
ALL SWANS, NO MATTER WHAT KIND, ARE ASSHOLES AND NEED TO BE DESTROYED
boyacrossthestreet replied to your post:sea sells the shells of seaself’s native...
omg you didn;t tag for imperialism and cultural assimilation because u used teh word “n*tive”?/?????? hhhhh
Answer the questions, write 11 new ones, and tag 11 followers!
1. Who have you hugged today?
KitKat Snicklesnack, my mom, Anisha, Cathy, Dorian (it was an airhug though because she is sick), and Julani
2. Whats a food you love but only made by one person?
Chili, made by KitKat Snicklesnack and myself
3. If you had to rename yourself, what name would you pick?
Gabrielle, that way I could be called Gabi or Elle
4. Whats the last text you sent?
"Thanks" boring I know, but it was to my dad who told me he scheduled me an appointment to re-dye my tips purple.
5. Whos the last non-parent you called?
My mentor, a scientist with the United States Department of Agriculture
6. What song is playing right now (or last played if none are)?
If it counts, "The great Adele Hit 'I Found Him in Bed with my Best Girl'" A parody on Whos Line is it Anyway
7. Whats a smell you connect to a memory?
Pecan Pie, with Shrine Mount, a retreat that I go to yearly where I used to always get Pecan Pie
8. Whats your fav meme?
Don't hate me but the Crave that Mineral meme
9. WHAT TEAM
WILDCATS!!!!!
10. Who is your fav hsm character?
Kelsey, she is the fucking best okay! I will fight people, she is the brains behind everything and like the only one to realize it's strange that Ryan and Sharpey sing love songs to each other. FIGHT ME
11. Whats the longest trip you’ve been on?
A little over two weeks. I spent 2 days in Barcelona, Spain. Then I went on a Disney Cruise around the Mediterranean.
11 Questions for you!
1. Who have you touched today? (not inappropriately, I mean like handshakes and brushes on the arm)
2. What was your favorite t-shirt look like?
3. What was your favorite tv show as a kid?
4. What is your least favorite color?
5. If you could change your eye color what would you change it to?
6. What is your favorite number?
7. Is there a book that you read in school that you really enjoyed?
8. If you had to have any body parts of any animals, what would they be?
9. If you had a magical power what would it be?
10. If you had to make money illegally what would you do?
11. If you could only eat one class of food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
11 is too many, if you see this and want to do this please do. I love to learn about yall.
boyacrossthestreet replied to your post:i’m dangerous when i’m drunk mostly because i’ll...
you are the right sort of bomb & also person. (spoiler i am a leetle drunk atm)
to quote a classic meme from ye olde days of the internette:
no u.