#bozowatch

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welcome to λebbys

gordon loves it. we're visiting λ labs today and MAYBE finishing half life. come and check it out LIVE NOW!!!!!!!

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gordon freeman's skate journey begins

everyone needs hobbies. and just because youre working for a confidential research facility doesn't mean you can't want to grind a bit you know. anyway, im playing half life for the first time. come watch

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uh-oh... it's the most terrible time of year...

cleo's uncle scrooge invited us over for a dinner, but, uh. really fucked it. we need to find a solution and FAST. join us, for a special episode of TOURDASH.

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well howdy there. welcome to black mesa

you've got plenty of wonderful things to see on today's trip through the colorful orange canyons of new mexico. just please keep ALL your hands and suits and guns INSIDE of the trolley. no matter what. tune in NOW.

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later this evening...

tune in for a BRAND NEW show. want to say your piece? want to hear what the strangers of the net have to say? come one, come all, to see: T 2 U. on this show YOU are the star. later this evening, at 2:30pm NZT, 7:30pm PST.

edit: it was pst not est lol

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christmas is over... but... i'm TRAPPED

please dear god. i need to escape help me escape from CHRISTMAS. in white knuckle. watch it now

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happy crabthday

woah, what's this? a wonderful party just for me...?

...well, it's late. my birthday was like last month. but i haven't streamed since then so i guess these little guys must've been here a while. woops! let's go see what they're up to.

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the rollercircus welcomes you...

our beautiful opening day! come along and witness the majestic sights and sounds of the newly unveiled ROLLERCIRCUS PARK. live.... now!!