Wow my first la Squadra inspired post since… FOREVER AGO
CW: spoilers for Golden Wind and Higurashi maybe..? (If you haven’t already read or watched it yet???)
I finished watching the new Higurashi anime and I’m disappointed that they don’t have the same screwed up manic faces they make LMAO it was fun to watch but the ending was weird AF. Go watch it for yourself to know what I’m talking about.
As I was watching it, I thought about Risotto and him somehow obtaining a Requiem stand. Probably from failing Polpos test. Who actually ever passed that stupid test? My whole idea was that it wouldn’t activate until he died and throw him back in time a few months before Sorbet and Gelato dies. This giving him another chance to save his team lives while getting to the boss.
He won’t know the first few times till things start feeling a little too familiar and keeps getting Deja Vu every time an important event happens. Then he tries to change their methods. Then he’ll remember everything that happened. This is will mentally destroy him but every single bit of information will be vital to get the boss six feet under.
Maybe he tries changing which hitman confronts Bucciaratis teammates. Maybe they try and go after Trish’s mother instead before she dies. Maybe they skip over Trish entirely and go for the Bosses special unit. There’s so many different ways he can go about it. But maybe he already had the right idea to begin with and going after Trish was best. He went through so much unnecessary physical pain and mental trauma to figure that out. At least his team won’t remember themselves dying over and over again in the most gruesome blood curdling ways possible.
Perhaps there are a few retries where Risotto is the one who loses his own mind and ends up killing his own team with his bare hands over something as trivial as noisy argument? There has to be some time where Risotto becomes morally fatigued. But he will never stop trying to save his team. They’re his family. They are all he has.
No matter what happens, everyone has to live and the boss has to die. It does not matter how many tries, how many years, how much torture, how many deaths it takes.
Executive dysfunction a bitchhh. I moved my new streaming equipment from inside a box, to outside a box. That's the most movement it's had in four months.
self preservation is the name of the game. that’s the whole point of this goddamn holy shitfest, right? protect your neck and watch your step and keep your sorry ass alive. keep that disgusting festering rotting selfish fuck of a heart beating. that’s all it really is and that’s all it’s ever going to be. preserve. get burned. repeat. but does it really matter? we’re all gonna deteriorate anyway. into the nothingness that is this void of what? afterlife? heaven? hell? purgatory? bullshit.
Every time I have this great joke that I think would help me fit into Tumblr it's always at school and I never remember it when I get home! It's like "Okay brain you're going to be funny on Tumblr today don't mess up you chances" and then BOOM MASSIVE BRAIN DIARRHEA *sigh*