Bruce gets his retina detached again after a bad hit from a rogue and his sight's recovering for 2-4 weeks, which a) allows the Batfam to rehash and refine their "blind as a bat" jokes and puns, which have aged even worse this time, b) Bruce gets to test out the new contact-brain interface Lucius designed for him despite Alfred's objections and Bruce is a little too pleased by how well it works (most of the time) c) Bruce is even worse at telling his kids apart and accidentally refers to a helmeted Duke as Stephanie and calls Jason "Dick" (which Jason milks the hell out of), sulks under the Batarang-use ban, walks into a wall at a crime scene, gets jumpscared by Cass, nearly trips over his own cape, and has a very awkward interaction with Gordon when his new contact lenses get glitchy and Gordon questions why Bruce is staring right into the Batsignal and talking to it.










