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writing smut makes me want to drag my bare pussy on pavement
Think about it-
i brought this up in a discord server not long ago, and I don't know if anyone else has thought of it.
you know how were comparing people in the DSMP to Greek myths? well here's my theory on who is another myth.
Niki.
when she burned down L’Mantree, which was seen as a symbol of hope, she had opened her Pandora’s box. in the story, Pandora was tasked with keeping all the horrors in the box, in said box. or as it goes, a vase. or a urn you keep grain. Pandora was tempted and opened the box, which ended with all the horrors of the world getting out. except one thing was still in the box.
Hope.
by not letting hope leave the box, Pandora basically said she would not give up hope on humanity. she would trust them to do what was right
with niki, she had burned down her box, letting hope go. she had burned down L’Mantree, she had given up hope in the nation. she had been to grieved by what “humanity” had done to the land she liked to once call her home. where she was taxed to high heaven by Schlatt, where she burned down her bakery.
yall ever just realize you wanna read, either a book or a fanfic, but also you need to work on your own fanfic, and look at that chores! but also those instragram reels just drag you down into its, and what do you mean its the middle of the afternoon? it was 10am a minute ago!
Damn. Feels like the werewolf bit just sucked the life out of me.
Theory Time
Ok so i saw a someone mentioning something about Captainsparklez joing the DSMP that he could be chaotic and not one for balance that that stuff.
Now here me out, and i have not clue if anyone has thought of this before.
Jordan joins the SMP, and tries to help with all the Egg stuff. And yall remember all the Taint Jordan stuff? Now imagin that, but its red, there is not Ianite also getting effected. And Jordan would most likely be fighting with himself to fight for control with the red stuff. Im prespoing a evil Jordan, one that dosnet care who he hurts thanks to the red stuff. Ive been calling it veins, much easier to remember.
But infected Jordan, pretending to be nice, and cheery, and trying to keep "balance". but in reality, he is just a puppet trying to cause chaos for Egg. And no one notices, no one seems to relized that this Jordan isnt the Captain like they once new him.
Except Dream.
Blob man relized after a while, most likely when he was trying to get his little hands on Tommy, ran into Jordan, and saw a change in the older man. Maybe its his eyes are red, or he has red in his hands, like dye. `
Ok im done ranting