#brain glitches

[thetraumafairydidit]

Distracting things my brain does without asking.

Hearing a keyword and running an exhaustive search for any information on that topic. This takes up so much RAM and I can’t stop it.

Interrupting me when I think in words inside my head. Sometimes to the degree I can’t think.

Spitting random words or whole coherent sentences at me unprompted. This is especially annoying when I’m writing because I tend to write them down without meaning to.

Repeating certain sounds or phrases inside my head over and over again after hearing a trigger word.

Showing me violent images when something reminds me of trauma or abuse; the content of which is not taken directly from a memory or necessarily related to abuse.

[dailymusemaniac]

oh emm emme em ......pppphhhhhhuuuc

[frog-army]

my brain when writing:

oranged hair

me reading what i wrote:

I did NOT put orange in past tense TAT

[quantum-coaching]

Cognitive Glitches: The Shadow Programs Controlling Your Mind (Until Now)

You’ve been gaslit, but by your own mind. Not because it hates you. But because it’s lazy, outdated, and still running Stone Age software on a quantum-level human. These aren’t just “biases.”They’re mental viruses, distorted filters, and emotional malware.They corrupt your decisions. Hijack your reality. And unless you know how to spot them?They’ll keep you broke, stuck, and sleeping on your own…

Cognitive Glitches: The Shadow Programs Controlling Your Mind (Until Now)

[dragon-seahorse]

-screams because I wanna play video games,write,draw,etc but my brain won't let me-

[dragon-seahorse]

-listens to Chromeo and disassociates so hard that now one specific song is on loop in my brain and one of my OCs or a fave character is dancing all crazy to said song-

[this-nightmare-doesnt-exist-yet]

Misheard some talk as “He is going into the ocean and he is eating all the fish. We need to stop him.”

Yes the podcast was about fish science, but they did not say those words. I was zoned out for a bit and came back wondering for a split second who this mysterious ‘he who eats all the fish’ was.

[this-nightmare-doesnt-exist-yet]

I could have sworn that the cat said "feed me" in english with perfect clearity, while begging for food from me as usual. Without missing a beat I told her "as much as I would want to feed you some of my spaghetti, I can't, human food will make you sick, I'm sorry."

I went back to eating as if that didn't happen. Yeah it was a weird moment but honestly not the craziest thing I've encountered. Either my brain glitched or the cat has figured out a new combination of sounds to get people's attention.

100% sounded like a kid speaking from the place that could only have been the cat.