Nov 26, 2019
no one:
hellbrain: "nooooo oooooone's been like gaston a king pin like gaston no one's dick's as incredibly thin as gaston's"
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no one:
hellbrain: "nooooo oooooone's been like gaston a king pin like gaston no one's dick's as incredibly thin as gaston's"
Brain Toot #82
"I wonder how many people comb their pubic hair..."
I am not even sure why you would want to....
Brain Toot #81
"I wonder if women can get pregnant with their own sperm....."
It is disturbing how many of my brain farts are pregnancy related...
Brain Toot #80
Was watching my housemate play fifa14
"I wonder if a player could get arrested for being offside too much...."
There would be too any footballers would be in jail....
Brain Toot #79
Me and a friend were just chatting when suddenly i think
"I wonder if you could check your DNA each day just in case you "changed" overnight...."
This is the real world, I need to realise at some point my imagination shouldn't become real....
Brain Toot #78
Waking up in the morning and I turn on my phone so I have a little light to see what I am doing
"Where the hell is that light coming from?.... Oh...."
I know it was the morning but still
Brain Toot #76
Was just browsing tumblr, and looking at the Attack on Titan tag
"Why is hot a suggested tag?"
Errr.... well a's have now turned to h's....
is taht suithble for everyone?
Brain Toot #75
I was sitting upstairs in my room
"Why is that lamp post wobbling, am I tapping my foot that hard?"
Apparently my foot controls the weather, who knew??