Brain Farts Galore!

I post all the brain farts that I come across for the world to see.

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Brain Toot #82

"I wonder how many people comb their pubic hair..."

I am not even sure why you would want to....

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Brain Toot #81

"I wonder if women can get pregnant with their own sperm....."

It is disturbing how many of my brain farts are pregnancy related...

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Brain Toot #80

Was watching my housemate play fifa14

"I wonder if a player could get arrested for being offside too much...."

There would be too any footballers would be in jail....

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Brain Toot #79

Me and a friend were just chatting when suddenly i think

"I wonder if you could check your DNA each day just in case you "changed" overnight...."

This is the real world, I need to realise at some point my imagination shouldn't become real....

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Brain Toot #78

Waking up in the morning and I turn on my phone so I have a little light to see what I am doing

"Where the hell is that light coming from?.... Oh...."

I know it was the morning but still

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Brain Toot # 77

Was coming through the back gate of the house when I hear a next door neighbour hammering on their shed

"Wow my housemates must be having one hell of a temper tantrum...."

There is no way in hell they are that mature

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Brain Toot #76

Was just browsing tumblr, and looking at the Attack on Titan tag

"Why is hot a suggested tag?"

Errr.... well a's have now turned to h's....

is taht suithble for everyone?

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Brain Toot #75

I was sitting upstairs in my room 

"Why is that lamp post wobbling, am I tapping my foot that hard?"

Apparently my foot controls the weather, who knew??

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Brain Toot #74

Woke up this morning

"Where is my spoon?"

Huh? I don't sleep in the Kitchen why the freak do I think I have a spoon in my room....

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Brain Toot #73

Was sat looking at a world map

"I wonder if there is a way to view the countries back to front. I know what about if i was inside the planet..."

I haven't heard about this thing called rock that you can't see through...

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Brain Toot #72

Was having a shower this morning

"I wish there was a device that could make the room hot..."

I think the cold may be getting to my brain if I forget what a radiator is called...

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Brain Toot #71

Was washing my hands

"I wonder what would happen if I was to immerse my hands in pure liquid soap..."

It is worrying that it never crossed my mind that I would just get extremely clean hands...

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Brain Toot #70

Falling asleep when all of a sudden

"I wonder, what would sex in space would be like?"

Messy, most probably messy....

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Brain Toot #69

I was walking the dog down a local quiet road

"Wow this motorway is getting busy"

A road is not a freaking motorway and it was only one car....

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Brain Toot #68

This one happened quite a while ago I was watching the trailer for Smurfs

"I wonder if smurfs wear underwear..."

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Brain Toot #67

Was tired and yawned while looking a in window

"Oh my god there's scream"

I swear I am not that ugly....

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Brain Toot #66

So I was on the train yesterday coming home late at night.

"OOH the sun must be coming up that bit of sky is quite blue! Oh wait it is midnight and that's train decoration"

Apparently I didn't notice the felty look of the 'sky'