#brandon decamillo

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Could u maybe write anything for dico?? I’m so down bad for him

My Brandon DiCamillo brainrot!

a/n: of course, dico is the best!!!

prompt: just headcannons of dico :)

warnings: tooth rotting FLUFF, very light smut, fem!reader!

he is ALWAYS trying to make you laugh no matter the time, place, or setting

even if its just a “your mom” joke

the jokes don’t even stop when you two are fighting which is annoying but great at the same time

“ugh! i can’t beat this level! its so hard dico!”

“mmmm thats what she said.”

he isnt big on pda but he definitely holds your hand in public and stands close to you just so people know your his!

but not in public he is ALL over you

hugs, kissing, cuddling, you name it

speaking of cuddling he would never admit it but he likes being the little spoon

RUB HIS HAIR WHILE YOU CUDDLE!!!

you will have him wrapped around your finger.

if he gets hurt while doing something stupid you’ll play as his nurse.

“kiss it better y/n?”

“im not kissing your bloody elbow dico.”

“fine... what about on the cheek?”

he has some silly and cute pet names for you as you do for him

dico calls you love bug but just cause it makes you cringe

(definitely says it in a babying tone to make it worse)

but when he isnt joking he calls you babe or baby

you call him D and its his favorite thing in the world.

i feel like he will see something random and think of you so he will buy it or take it (if its not for sale) and give it to you.

you have a box in your closet of every random little thing he has gotten you

“here i got you this while we were filming at the beach.”

“a sandy glass bottle?”

“i mean you don’t really have to keep it if you dont want-“

“oh no im keeping it.”

speaking of filming the cky boys definitely always tell dico how hot you are and he gets protective

“but have you seen dicos girlfriend? she’s hot!”

“don’t talk about her like that. asshole.”

but they would never try anything with you, they all think you’re cool

you have a quite a few scenes in each cky movie even if it’s just something simple like you sittinh next to dico or just in the background of the shot

but you do have a prank where you and dico go to a restaurant and fake fight abd you throw your drink on him and slap him

you felt horrible afterwards but dico couldnt stop laughing

i think he would take you on dates often, even if it’s something simple like the movies or going to the mall

he just loves spending time w/ you :,,)

overall the best boyfriend in the whole wide world

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