Breadhead relationship hcs
𖦹—I saw a post somewhere on a "hear me out" community and the highest votes on Breadhead was "AH HELL NAH!!" and I snorted. Here's to the people with Breadhead in their skull, I fully believe you're in the monster lover category.
Gender Neutral || Typical canon violence ||
✦ So you managed to start dating a bread golem who's part of the Smiling Dead, now what? Well... He kinda counts as a sort of guard dog. Breadhead is abnormally large, his arms literally dangle onto the floor, so imagining this guy running after you with the intent to kill would have anyone shit their pants.
✦ In anyway you're threatened or pushed to your limit does he step in. He's always listening to certain areas in the Whalebelly in case things get too crazy, so if a Rotling is making you uncomfortable, there's a good chance their getting kicked out or possibly eaten.
✦ When this guy isn't on the job with the gang, he's playing piano in the butcher shop. Whether on the clock or during after hours, he always dedicates a song towards his partner. If you're a singer, you're sitting on top of that piano and potentially singing duets with him. There will be times where he'll try to serenade you too, so prepare to be surprised!
✦ Breadhead sometimes likes to carry you on one of his arms, positioning it so you sit on his bicep and you hold onto his hand or head. It acts as his way of showing strength and it also gives you a good view at whatever you want to look at. He can also place you on top of his head with good balance so long as you remain in the middle of it, otherwise the both of you will topple over.
✦ The first time he ripped his head off in front of you, you stood in place, shocked. You legit thought he was dead despite you and everyone else having the blessing of the Blackhand, but you found relief in realizing that he doesn't die and remains conscious. Anytime Breadhead tears his head off, you still jolt at the act. If you have the strength to do so, by all means carry his head around! He's your carry-on until you have to reattach him to his body.
✦ Breadhead is obviously, well, soft. When you poke certain parts of his body it squishes and slowly forms back into its original shape. You're sometimes using him as a pillow when taking naps or falling asleep. He also likes to rest his head over (the majority) of your torso. I'd say he's the heaviest of the group, so he's mindful of putting a certain amount amount of weight on your torso.
✦ He snores through his mouth, but it's surprisingly light. So you don't have to worry about waking up, unless you're a light sleeper. Not sure if sleeping inside the bread box will be fitting nor comfortable for two people, but you can try. (And you do. It's like Tetris probably.)
✦ Hugging him involves you being picked off the ground and you having to wrap your arms around his shoulder. You're placed down gently and he always swipes his hand over the wrinkles on your clothes and attempts to smooth out your hair, though his hands are large so he's making things worse. Sometimes he accidently pushes you on the ground, so he learns to use his finger and control his strength to prevent it from happening again.
✦ Kissing him is a bit of a challenge but you're obviously determined to make it work. You place kisses on the side of his head, his knuckles, the middle of his forehead, and vise versa. Kisses of the lips are simple pecks and the aftertaste is always of fresh bread. He's a romantic at heart(?) and is very respectful towards any boundaries set in place.
✦ Breadhead dislikes taking you on missions because he doesn't like the idea of you becoming a target. But you're a part of the crime family, so you go anyways. He always checks on you afterwards and will be the one to patch you up and/or stitch your body parts back together. He's willing to take someone else's if it means fixing you. (And who says romance is dead—oh, hmm.)
✦ Mud is in disbelief. Not like he doesn't think his nephew can't get into a relationship—He absolutely thought that, whoops—but he's just kinda like, "Wow, okay, guess I was wrong." And he attempts to give advice, ways to sweep you off your feet, but I guarantee you that Breadhead doesn't need all that. He get's paid through experience after all.
✦ Mel is a victim of hearing the majority of her brother's relationship rambles. She may roll her eyes but she's glad that her brother is happy with the person he's dating. She made sure to do a background check on you—as in stalk you for a bit and made a corkboard of your activities. No one knows about it and she burns it after you've gained her trust.
✦ Ken's not gonna stop his kid from dating, he's a grown man golem after all. You do become a part of the Smiling Dead however so you better prepare to be in plans and develop some sort of skillset for the team. You're also going to get trained by Ken, and just because you're family doesn't mean he's holding back, hope you aren't squeamish.
✦ Overall, the family seems to accept the fact you'll be staying with them for a good while. And there's no doubt in their mind that you and Breadhead will make a good pair.
𖦹— You think people who are gluten free are saddened or determined with this guy?
