#breadyforanything

[simkjrs]

Faulkner?

FAULKNER: what tropes do you LOVE writing? which ones are your guilty pleasure?

trauma recovery

it just really gets my goat when a character is going through some shit and even though they might try and hide/deny it, the people around them realize that something is wrong

unreliable/heavily emotional narrator

cosmic horror. see: msa 

jokes

specifically really enjoy the humor of a character being super ridiculous or jaw-dropping and having 0 sense of it

there is also nothing better than friends making stupid jokes and being really silly and emotionally intimate

cats

[todo-dorky]

✨ + the weather was really nice today!!!

Glad to hear it <3

url: not bad | nice | good job | love it omg | who did you kill - it’s me, you killed me. I can’t believe I’m actually supporting your terrible puns

theme: decent | I like it | pretty amazing - needs more bread| I’m stealing it

icon: don’t get it |  nice | pretty | flawless omg | give it to me pls - she’s so pure I love her

posts: not bad | nice job | love | perfection | give me your brain you’re amazing

following: no sorry | just followed | yes | you mean stalk what - y’all should 100% follow this kid, she is trash but amazing trash and I love her

i’m doing blog rates and compliments, send me an emoji if you’d like one (x)

[hydrachea]

8 & 20 ^♡^

8. do you get confused with other nationalities? if so, which ones and by whom?Nah, I'm mostly obviously french. One guy in the tram once asked me where I was from, as if I'm not white as a vampire fresh out of her coffin, but he was kind of a creep so it doesn't count. Sometimes people online tell me they thought I was from an english-speaking country too.20. which sport is The Sport in your country?I so wish I had an answer to give you but I have an interest in sports that's dangerously close to zero. Probably football (soccer)? I really have no clue.

[todo-dorky]

breadyforanything replied to your post “my boss’ pa sends out ‘fun facts’ everyday. for the past week each...”

I thought for a second that you meant your bosses grandpa and was super confused omg

tbh this is still probably something that would happen...

[todo-dorky]

+ fawn whoops forgot that one

fawn: I look up to you

... okay not sure if this is because you’re actually shorter than me so you literally have to look up to me, or if you’re being kind (I’m going to choose to believe it’s the latter). 

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you are a precious small bean!!!!!!!!

send me a thing (x)

[todo-dorky]

candy bunny sunflower bee roses baby chick chocolate dolphin sunlight cheesecake thunder magic icecream

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why are you like this.

okay you’ve done too many so I’m just going to type this out instead of Aesthetically translating it:

you’re sweet, I like your blog, I want to reblog everything you post!, you’re funny (i’m going to remember you said this and remind you later), you’re beautiful, you make me smile, I love seeing you on my dash, you’re too dramatic (okay, yes, fair but pls don’t call me out like this), we’re mutuals and I love u, I hate youuu, stop, just stop (never, you love it), I love talking to you, I love you

thank u sweet child I love you too and echo the sentiments (especially the stop, please stop) <3 

send me a thing (x)