so I’m currently postpartum and in all my spare time in the night trying to stay awake with the baby I fell down the bg masterpost. I kinda became obsessed with trying to figure it out. Because the way Briana’s “pregnancy “ played out is the weirdest thing. From the announcement in the sun, to the headless bump pics, to the Ivf ultrasound, to no one being excited for Louis in the band… I follow so many bands and no one acted like how Louis’ friends and bandmates acted. They all acted like they committed a felony ffs
If no one sees how the Clark’s use that child for clout then that’s insane. From announcing it when she was barely 10 weeks pregnant… listen I’ve had three kids. I didn’t announce any of them til I was halfway through. My third I didn’t announce until she was 24 hours old earthside. Why was Briana the only woman named? Why if so private did the whole family make their social media public? Why did she do live streams for fans? Why do we even know what the child looks like?!
Notice how they’ve been inactive for over a year and when Louis releases a new album and goes on tour.. conveniently F gets dusted off again. The family is active again. Like?! It’s for clicks. They know what they’re doing. It wouldn’t surprise me atp if Briana’s Instagram isn’t her managing it. Or if someone tells her what to post and when.
The fact that Louis is a millionaire and he only flies his kid out to see his grandparents once a year?! The kid has summer vacation. Louis could easily fly him out even if he’s not there himself, I’m sure his family would love that! But no.
And it irks me in his documentary aotv Louis says he can be with Freddie for a few weeks but then get homesick for his sisters and grandparents… like once I had kids, my main priority was being with my kids as much as possible. I can go months without seeing my siblings but even going a day without seeing my child… no absolutely not.
The only thing that confuses me is the fact he literally stole Louis’ face. Like even his eyes are exactly like Louis. Like .. idk if genetics can be THAT strong but the editing makes sense. I know people said there have been videos of F calling Brett/tammi mom and dad. Can you share some or know where they are?
His eyes really aren’t the same. They got super lucky that Brett has hooded eyes, an upturned nose, and a square jaw. And that the baby came out the spitting image of him.
Also…
People really need to let go of this idea that Freddie looks just like Louis. He’s built like a linebacker. In a couple of years, this is how they’re going to look standing next to each other.
By the way, that’s Louis being forced to walk around the Calabasas Commons mall every Tuesday and Thursday at the same time each day for weeks with what is supposed to be a newborn baby. It is, however, a fucking doll.

















