Art by Rennyk
Nat: You're not gonna do this to me. John Henry: Oh come on-- Nat: I'm not qualified for this! John Henry: ...Don't you have a masters in education? Nat: IT WAS A DARE! Nat: I GOT IT ON A DARE! John Henry: Okay, but you still-- Nat: This would be bad enough if they were regular kids, Nat: But they all have laser eyes and cartoonish trauma and we still don't really know what Brian is-- John Henry: Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone who all four of them independently trust, and is also qualified to both protect and educate them? Nat: Nat: Nat: My fee is going to be unreal. John Henry: ...I...You're already on the payroll, you have shares-- Nat: You're going to give me more shares. Nat: AND my fee is going to be unreal!