#brian czyk

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Brian Czyk from Sirens is autistic!

[nocticola]

Valentina ‘Voodoo’ Dunacci (Kelly O’Sullivan) Sirens 2x4 Trancendual (2015)

VD: This sucks. I like you a lot. And you clearly like me enough to believe that you could actually change something very major about yourself for me.--It means we’re not going down the road where we break up eventually.

Brian: So we can’t hang out and talk anymore?

VD: We can still hang out and talk.

Brian: But we can’t go to movies together anymore?

VD: I mean, I still like movies.

Brian: But we can’t not have sex after the movie anymore?

VD: We will still not be having sex

Brian: So what, I’m just supposed to be your friend and do all the things that we love to do together? Instead of being celibate with you, I’m just supposed to go off and have sex with other women?

Voodoo: Yeah, that’s the basic summary.

[nocticola]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A lovely oneshot exploring the ace/allosexual relationship between Sirens’ Valentina ‘Voodoo’ Dunacci and Brian Czyk.

[forgotn1]

Everyone needs a friend like Billy in their life.

[forgotn1]

Wait, I'm... I'm not sure what I high fived right there. I'm just that kinda guy. I see a high five and I take it.

In which I am still very much Brian.

[autisticcharacteroftheday]

todays autistic character of the day is: brian czyk from sirens

(submitted by legitimately-laurens !)

[nocticola]

Valentina ‘Voodoo’ Dunacci (Kelly O’Sullivan) Sirens 1x6 The Finger (2014)

Johnny: Voodoo? Um uh, Bri, Voodoo doesn't really do dinner dates with guys. She's,um 

Hank: She not like other girls.

Brian: I know that’s why I like her.

Johnny: She’s not like other humans.--

 Brian: I love how I never know what she's gonna say next.

Johnny: I know exactly what she's not gonna say next, which is "Brian, I'm never, ever having sex with you." 

Hank: She's asexual.

- B: Meaning? -J: She doesn't have sex. - B: With? - H: Anyone. - B: Never? H/J: Uh uh. B: Seriously? H: Yeah, look, I don't have the imagination to make up a sexual pathology that strange and that boring.

B: Maybe she just hasn't met the right guy yet. 

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Brian: So, uh, I did some reading on asexuality. Did you know that the symbol of asexuality is the grey triangle? 

VD: I'm just asexual, Brian. I don't march in parades or anything. Brian: Are there parades? 

VD: I don't know. You're the one who did the research. B: Right.I'm actually kind of asexual. I'm celibate.

VD: Oh, you are? For how long? 

B: Since me and my last girlfriend broke up.

VD: Oh, see that's the difference between us. You can't get laid. I don't want to.

B: Oh, yeah, I'm sure guys are always hitting on you. VD: No, they don't. I give off a very distinct vibe.

B: Which is? 

VD: Don't hit on me or I will kill you. B: Oh, thank God. I was worried that it was just me. Listen, maybe it's you know, this thing is Is just a phase.

VD: It isn't just a phase.

B: Oh, I know you don't think it is. I, for instance, for years and years thought I didn't like olives. Then one day I tried one. Now I think olives are tremendous. VD:I love olives.--But I don't like sex. And do you know what I hate even more than sex? 

B: Scarves? 

VD: Talking about how I don't like it. You seem like a nice guy, Brian. And if you wanna be friends, I'm cool with it. But sex? Blech. Not gonna happen.

B: Okay. No sex. Awesome.

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VD: What are you doing here? 

B: I'm sorry, is this weird?

VD: Yeah.

B: Good. 'Cause I'm about to make it even weirder. You don't wanna have sex, and that's fine with me. 'Cause I'm not having sex right now either. You don't like sex, I happen to love it. From what I remember, it was pretty awesome for me. I can't really speak for everyone else involved. So forget sex. I like you. I think you're funny and different and I never know what you're gonna say. And obviously I think you're beautiful. But if we never have sex, that's okay. 'Cause I'm just happy being around you. So. Here. VD: A birdhouse.

B: Look inside. [there’s a finger]

VD: Oh, my God. Is it real? 

B: It belonged to the man who built the birdhouse. And now it belongs to you.

VD: Holy shit! This used to be on a person? 

B: Yeah. VD: Brian. This is one of the absolute nicest things anyone's ever done for me.

B: If you stare at it long enough it looks like it's beginning to twitch.--There. It moved.

VD: No! B: Yeah. VD: Did it? B: Look again.  

[forgotn1]

Billy isn’t too bright, but he is one of the sweetest people ever. He’s just instantly right there for Brian every time he freaks out.