#brian plz

[disasterdeacy]

Hi, ma’am, do you have a moment to talk about Brian Harold May’s exquisitely tiny and kissable nipples 🙏?

I

Do

Indeed

Ma’am

They cute asf and I wanna S M O O C H

[thezomblr-blog1]

Hades, the Greek god of the dead and king of the underworld. He is also the god of wealth. he kidnapped the daughter goddess of agriculture to marry her, yadda yadda yadda..... there goes your Greek Mythology Lesson for the day, Brian.

“Why the fuck do I care about any of that shit again? Sounds like a creepy ass douchebag t’me. I’ll take a hard pass on any of those lectures. My brain’s spinin’ enough trying to learn about the shit going on in Hell.”

[antivanruffles]

Following the CR cast on instagram is always an adventure

Brian’s story = 15 seconds of Sullivan with his butt up against a fan, ears and fur fluttering in the breeze.

Laura’s story = video of Ronin while she and Travis banter:

Travis: Is this a video? Laura, slowly zooming in on Ronin: It is a video Travis: I’m not wearing a shirt Laura, zooming in closer still: You’re not in the video Travis: Oh, okay. I just don’t want people to faint, you know.

Me = cackling at my phone like a complete idiot muttering, “who the fuck are any of you people?”

[woofwoof-bitch]

Attempts to draw Brian being a creepy fuck.

Draws sad instead.

Wtf

[oofmagooff]

Honestly torn about this because while I adore the comic, this does mean my chances of being Yorick Brown are somewhat diminished