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I'm uploading this one because Brian's mouth looks like a demon. You should get that checked out, Brian. Maybe at a dentist or orthodontist or church, whichever could best exercise that out of you. See if they can do that for your ugliness too.
Ignoring the fact that Brian's pajama pants are too short for his legs, may we all just take a moment and soak up the fact that his legs rival those of the sasquatch in hair:skin ratio. Impressive for such a baby-face.
Wow, I had no idea Brian went through a hunting vest, long wig phase. Regardless, I'm glad I know about it, I just wish I had a few more photos from it.
Look how serene he is, dreaming his funny little dreams. Nothing quite like a peaceful Brian Gilbert, resting on a train, unassuming, unaware of how ugly he looks when he is napping.
Oh Brian! What has happened? Why do you need a cane for your back? Do you have The Condition? Did you contract The Illness? I'm so sorry to hear about that...
Luckily, unlike your appearance, The Condition can be cured. Keep your head up, buddy. Thanks again, Sarcha Svedenson, for capturing this moment of hope.
There are some events in my life that I recognize I will regret in hindsight, but still choose to pursue. Choosing to upload this photo, one of Brian trying his darnedest to look seductive in the wind, is one of these moments.
Dear future me,
Sorry.
Much love now and forever,
Present me.
Kurly Rabert (pronounced Ray-bear) sent in this lovely specimen after finding it blowing through the streets of Baltimore. Sometimes the best pictures are the most serendipitous.
Brian's shirt looks especially french in this photo. Maybe he's trying to make up for his lack of good looks with exotic fashion. Not working so hot for you, B Gilly.
I suppose it was only a matter of time before we posted a picture of Brian doing some ugly swimming. Ugly swimming is just like regular swimming, except you have to be Brian Gilbert in order to ugly swim. If ugly swimming was in the Olympics, you'd be looking at the new Michael Phelps.
