Brian Gilbert is Ugly

Seriously, he is definitely way ugly. ...................................................... Got an ugly pic of Brian (let's be honest, every picture is ugly) and want to share it with the world? Send it on over to this address: [email protected]

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Damn, that's a cool George Washington t-shirt. I'm not even going to comment on Brian's expression, cause good ol' Georgy is giving me a strong stare from the depths of that shirt. I want that shirt so bad.

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I like this one. A sort of ugly progression. When you don't get a direct look at Brian, it isn't horrible, but then he looks up and you suddenly remember why this blog exists.

Thanks Sarcha Svedenson for sending these in.

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No words can describe a paramount of hair such as this one. It is though someone placed the crown of a muffin atop Brian's head. It flows free and sure, not as a mass of keratin protruding from an ugly skull, but as a bird, wishing to take off from its perch.

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I'm willing to bet this was taken mid-head-shake. But that's no excuse

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Brian is either singing or making a racially insensitive facial expression. Not cool buddy.

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You know, honestly, if you cropped this from the torso up, it wouldn't be so bad. But it isn't cropped from the torso up.

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Almost got it, baby Brian. That normal sized person sort of looks small, except it seems as though her left foot has made it's way through your hand. That must hurt.

But I think the true point of this throwback Thursday is that posture. Dear lord, Brian, I thought there was nothing more uncomfortable than the slouch, but I didn't realize that the straight-legged, almost doing a back-bend posture existed in the normal realm.

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Is that gum in Brian's mouth? It looks too shiny. Maybe he's chewing on a staple, or one of those little flat marbles that you use as damage markers in the Pokemon card game/fill fish-tanks with. Either way, that's dangerous, Brian. Be careful bud.

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Wearing a hood is a hard look to pull off on most situations. Brian manages to both not pull it off, and look even more ugly because of it. Good on ya, Brian. And good on you, Mikhail Wusteriç, for sending in this beaut.

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Suit Week, Day 7?

Yeah, I haven't updated in two days. But that's just cause the world has been so beautiful and warm that I haven't had the time to think about Brian's ugly mug. Sometimes I need a break, can't you let me shirk my burdens for a few days? 

Don't worry, I will be right back to uploading the gross photos in a regular fashion, just maybe not every day. Hold your horses peeps.

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Suit Week, Day 4:

I hope this still counts, even though it's nearly obvious that Brian is wearing his fancy clothes for a school play. 

I hope whatever character he was playing was meant to be unreasonably unattractive, cause then he was well type-cast. Surely he wasn't the romantic lead. No one could have believed that.

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Suit Week, Day 3:

What poise! What posture! What pontificate! What portmanteau! What p-words can I include in this post!

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Suit week, Day 2:

The ugliness is showing. His hair is flowing and his clothes are glowing. I wish I could rhyme more, but that's all I am knowing. This is becoming a stretch. What rhymes with ugly?

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PRESENTING A MAJOR BGIU EVENT: FANCY CLOTHES WEEK!

For these 7 days, we prove once again that the clothes do not make the man. In some cases, such as Brian Gilbert, the clothes sometimes look worse because of the man. This reasonable suit is incredibly marred by harboring Brian Gilbert. Poor suit.

Special thanks to Sarcha Svedenson for this one!

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I'm uploading this one because Brian's mouth looks like a demon. You should get that checked out, Brian. Maybe at a dentist or orthodontist or church, whichever could best exercise that out of you. See if they can do that for your ugliness too.

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Ignoring the fact that Brian's pajama pants are too short for his legs, may we all just take a moment and soak up the fact that his legs rival those of the sasquatch in hair:skin ratio. Impressive for such a baby-face. 

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Wow, I had no idea Brian went through a hunting vest, long wig phase. Regardless, I'm glad I know about it, I just wish I had a few more photos from it.