#brideramble

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You ever hear a song and go “wow I wish somebody would dedicate this to me” and then remember you’re painfully alone and no one thinks about you romantically because no one can handle you or is that just me

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Guys I miss Thorin Oakenshield like a mf

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U ever get the urge to like turn into a shell or maybe a leaf and just chill out 4 a bit

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Kurapika and Leorio need to fuck crazy style

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Sorry oomfs I am violently ill I will get to y’all later.

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I hate when a horror movie makes me a little sad like ew why is your screaming depressing instead of turning me on can you shut up and cry harder . . .

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Freaks in my dms and NONE of them are necros / weird about death I need somebody to show the rat graveyard in my backyard :(

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Oh god I hate these fucking hot flashes . . . and my migraine hasn’t gone away . . . Somebody make me a cup of tea and come tuck me in ok ? You have no choice.