#british behaviour

[rhinestonedcowboyhat]

i love using the world slag especially with americans cause they get so confused

[love-yellow-door]

I see you, Mycroft....

[etherealepiphany]

Things I imagine my favourite Tokyo Revenger character would do/say as roadmen

Call their young g's "yutes"

Smiley,Mikey,Baji,Kazutora. You lot saw Kazutora gassed to have someone from his skl in toman.

Saying " suck your mum " as a comeback

Mikey and Baji ( I know they do this heavily because they can't violate for the life of them)

" No face no case "

Everyone in toman. They not trying to get caught lacking. Ops everywhere.

Violation are cold nah they'll have you in tears for something minor too. They know no bounds

Mitsuya by accident and angry when he has had enough. Chifuyu when he is pissed.

"swear your mum don't love you tho"

"why are you laughing when even McDonald's don't claim you"

"didn't your girl leave you for your brother. Right right..."

Posting in GRM Daily

Toman pulling a Tion Wayne X Russ with the remixes. Big up J Huss and Ramz too. Stormzy too.

Carrying a shank and threaten any yutes near by. No one is safe don't look at this man or your next.

Baji and Kazutora ( unstable )

Sagging pants 😐

Mikey (still things it's cool pull them damn pants up we can see your boxers man), smiley ( pls stop it's an ick) , takemitchy ( copying his elders man )

The attractive guy at JD

Mistuya, chifuyu , draken ( nah cuz in my area it's rare man but the people shopping be fine af)

Calls girls "Leng" and pulls up with a " give me your snap bae" no " you're bare butters anyway styll"

Baji

The attractive roadmen

Toman , ( emphasis on smiley,.angry and chifuyu )

" what's the motive "

Takemitchy,chifuyu, Kazutora. Nah as my mum would say don't you guys have homes to go to. Always out and about.

"Likkle man"

Draken and unironically mikey

The annoying pricks at Stratford recording for their YouTube channels

Smiley (but he is cute so its fine ig ) feeling sorry for angry tho being forced to hold the camera while he asks those questions to strangers. Chifuyu and takemitchy end up in videos across a spread of channels since they are never fucking at home.

" who you disrespecting? " " Why you running fam" " rah who you getting rude to?" "Fucking wasteman"

Baji and draken and mikey

And because I hate ki*aki

He is a hardcore England fan which explains my fear of him and extreme hate.

Classic British behaviour 🚶🏾‍♀️

Not proof read as usual.

Just my thoughts tho innit

I have more tho so yk there's that too

Currently playing....

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[mothuary]

so im reading some 1984 gaming magazines and i found this advertisement for a sherlock holmes themed game that was to follow the same formula of a game based on the hobbit by the same developer. and i was going to make a joke like lol they had some 2016 ass hyperfixations lol. but like for real. British people have two books and theyre like yeah no thanks. i dont need anymore, this is all ill ever need.

[veilfireshadows]

Essential British behaviour is saying “we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.” Except the bridge is very short and is on fire.

[stephaniejoywilson]

Happy Birthday, it's everyones birthday

But isn't it mad that all these people are dead? That almost everyone ever to have lived has died. We're only the minority.

It's crazy. Most of the human race is dead.

- Besides the point. Met a woman that smoked a plastic straw and kept touching me, spoke not a word of bullshit and thought a man I also knew was a true, utter and pure dickhead.

Catholic Lawyer.

Dad insisted on playing the pianist's piano, "I'd die before I let anyone play my piano besides myself".

"Well, you're fucking dead."

Couple of minutes later;

"Darling, I just bought the piano, and the restaurant."

Bluntness and anti-British-ettiquette just eliminates social awkwardness. And it's great.