#roadmen

[lisisdead]

Ain't no way V1 is wearing that moncler😡

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[xxbobbykennedyxx]

Archaeologists found this underneath a car park in Croydon

[h0neymoon08]

How it feels living in the UK

[miracles4life]

Which part of london do you think Felix's family and Amelie's parents reside in ? Also which school do you think Felix went to ?

I think Felix , Amelie and Amelies parents either reside in Knightsbridge or Mayfair since those two places are the wealthiest areas on London. Felix is definitley one of those private school boys and I'd like to think he attended Eton College. However I also have a headcannon Felix engages in Roadmen culture and identifies as a Roadman. He acts like a roadman mainly to annoy his cousin and girlfriend :)

[scallyboiz]

[soufparkbri-ishau]

South Park British AU Headcanons - Boys (Pt 1)

year 10

set up north , in birmingham

oldest ; september 1st

youngest ; august 31st

date set(for age reference); 4th Jan

stan;

15

scottish accent , moved to birmingham at the beginning of primary school

british (mother) n hispanic (father) (idk its fitting mate)

suffers from depression n bipolar

listens to a mix of drill/rave, rnb and alternative(like nirvana and blur and radiohead etc)

is growing a silly little moustache(real)

sweaty football player

awful facial hygiene

nice?? like u can have an actual civil conversation w him if ur on his good side

kyle;

14

leeds accent , moved to birmingham mid primary school

listens to generic shit(whatever the fuck that means)

germaphobic

attends a debate club

ginger kid who surprisingly isnt picked on as much as most(still picked on by cartman for being a daywalker)

wears way too much deodorant/cologne

tells people to 'fuck off' a lot

short tempered

throws footballs at the younger kids' heads

type of kid to kick the younger years' football 39482 yards if asked for it back

kenny;

14

irish accent , moved to birmingham at the end of primary school

northern irish(father) and american(mother)

carries a shank

hypersexual

listens to drill music

cracks sex jokes 24/7

fake moans in class w cartman

awful hygiene in general

is constantly absent from school

cartman;

14

cockney accent moved to birmingham at the end of primary school 

just british(mother of course)

schizophrenic

uses cockney rhyming slang

fag in denial

jokes about doing it with kenny

gets called ‘big c’

kind of kid who destroys shit when temper is high

manhandles the younger kids

swears at teachers

loitering round in student support hub begging to be sent home

kind of kid to cover up his work over dramatically if you peek over at him

but when ur not looking he’d peek at urs

‘cry wolf’ type kid

immediate awful first impression

constantly gets suspended

butters;

15

from hawaii but grew up in the uk

geordie accent (cannot understand a word mate)

has ptsd

has a stutter

american/hawaiian(both parents)

although has british citizenship(of course)

not british by blood(just law)

autistic and adhd

hyperfixates on kpop and vocaloid

fav group - red velvet

fav vocaloid - kaito(also my fav mwuahaa)

fucking annoying and never shuts up

the kind of kid to talk throughout teachers explanation and then ask what youre doing when the teacher has finished talking

for the first while of a seating plan change he stays quiet until think pair share tasks..

after a while he’ll open up and will not shut up

craig;

14

from scotland but grew up in birmingham, has the accent n everything

scottish(father) n peruvian(mother)

fucking autistic

unironically likes its raining tacos along side clyde

childhood friends with clyde

listens to rap from 1990s, alternative/indie (mix of things) etc

stays quiet throughout class

kind of kid to have a plain bag with metal badges on it (space themed of course)

only person who can have a pleasant and not intimidating conversation with him is tweek

kind of kid who doesnt talk whatsoever during a think pair share task(unless with tweek)

tweek;

14

from greater london, moved to birmingham at the beginning of secondary

swedish(father) n british(mother)

gay (again of course)

add (short attention span basically)

listens to stuff that doesn't seem to fit his silly little personality

lives above a shop(the coffee shop of course)

carries one of those plastic costa cups around

looks sketchy but surprisingly friendly, probably does drugs

and sells them behind an alley after school

COMPLETE opposite of canon tweek, isnt super twitchy and is way more laid back

always scruffy

cannot do his tie up

can easily make conversation in class but constantly changes the subject

does the bare minimum

makes sarcastic comments comments to the teacher

clyde;

14

from bristol but also grew up in birmingham

unironically likes its raining tacos along side craig

listens to cupcakke

listens to weezer

REALLY likes garfield

childhood friends with craig although became closer with tolkien at the start of year 7

has had his birthday party at taco bell for 5 years in a row

doesnt like to be looked at for a long period of time(unless its a girl of course)

kind of kid whos fucking annoying but doesnt intend to be

gets into fights over literally nothing

creepily flirtatious

buys crack off of tweek

calls everyone a wanker

has a weird obsession with soap operas for some reason

brags about shit nobody cares about

tolkien;

14

southern accent like portsmouth/southampton area

actually nice

pleasant/civil in general

close with clyde since year 7

has to deal with clyde’s shit on a daily basis

top student but not a suck up

jimmy;

14

has an odd hyper fixation with cards against humanity

plays the ripoff version for mobile called evil apples(check it out its fucking hilarious mate)

is quite the jokester

makes sex jokes

makes jokes about jake paul(idk why, he just does okay)

quotes vines

for some reason always has 100% attendance

bribe the younger years for food(very cool, persusaive)

quite a fine specimen of a man

secretly continues to buy steroids from tweek

downloads almost every game he gets an ad for

damien;

14

openly gay lmao

enby

satanist

from like germany or something

has a german accent

likes freaking out the younger years

that one edgy kid who wears eyeliner and keeps to himself

secretly listens to euro pop and is ashamed

secretly friends with pip but wont admit it

obsessed with those blue sour lollipops

pip;

15

adhd

average british kid

queens english accent still

purely british

obsesses over fnaf, minecraft etc.

unironically loves soap operas

pete and michael;

literally the same apart from accents

buy shit from tweek n smoke joints behind the school or in the alley where tweek sells

pete;

welsh

14

michael;

asian n british

16

michael would actually be in year 11 but whatever

(HENRIETTA AND FIRKLE WILL BE ADDED IN SEPARATE PARTS)

[etherealepiphany]

Things I imagine my favourite Tokyo Revenger character would do/say as roadmen

Call their young g's "yutes"

Smiley,Mikey,Baji,Kazutora. You lot saw Kazutora gassed to have someone from his skl in toman.

Saying " suck your mum " as a comeback

Mikey and Baji ( I know they do this heavily because they can't violate for the life of them)

" No face no case "

Everyone in toman. They not trying to get caught lacking. Ops everywhere.

Violation are cold nah they'll have you in tears for something minor too. They know no bounds

Mitsuya by accident and angry when he has had enough. Chifuyu when he is pissed.

"swear your mum don't love you tho"

"why are you laughing when even McDonald's don't claim you"

"didn't your girl leave you for your brother. Right right..."

Posting in GRM Daily

Toman pulling a Tion Wayne X Russ with the remixes. Big up J Huss and Ramz too. Stormzy too.

Carrying a shank and threaten any yutes near by. No one is safe don't look at this man or your next.

Baji and Kazutora ( unstable )

Sagging pants 😐

Mikey (still things it's cool pull them damn pants up we can see your boxers man), smiley ( pls stop it's an ick) , takemitchy ( copying his elders man )

The attractive guy at JD

Mistuya, chifuyu , draken ( nah cuz in my area it's rare man but the people shopping be fine af)

Calls girls "Leng" and pulls up with a " give me your snap bae" no " you're bare butters anyway styll"

Baji

The attractive roadmen

Toman , ( emphasis on smiley,.angry and chifuyu )

" what's the motive "

Takemitchy,chifuyu, Kazutora. Nah as my mum would say don't you guys have homes to go to. Always out and about.

"Likkle man"

Draken and unironically mikey

The annoying pricks at Stratford recording for their YouTube channels

Smiley (but he is cute so its fine ig ) feeling sorry for angry tho being forced to hold the camera while he asks those questions to strangers. Chifuyu and takemitchy end up in videos across a spread of channels since they are never fucking at home.

" who you disrespecting? " " Why you running fam" " rah who you getting rude to?" "Fucking wasteman"

Baji and draken and mikey

And because I hate ki*aki

He is a hardcore England fan which explains my fear of him and extreme hate.

Classic British behaviour 🚶🏾‍♀️

Not proof read as usual.

Just my thoughts tho innit

I have more tho so yk there's that too

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[maletf123]

Marvin and his best friend Theodore were two nerds in Fortin Secondary school for boys. They were smart but unattractive. They wanted to be popular, muscular and attractive. They wanted all of the girls in the school. They had also heard what I could do. They slipped me £50 each to transform them to their standards. I waited for them to enter there favourite class, maths, to begin it.

Marvin and his best friend Theodore were two nerds in Fortin Secondary school for boys. They were smart but unattractive. They wanted to be popular, muscular and attractive. They wanted all of the girls in the school. They had also heard what I could do. They slipped me £50 each to transform them to their standards. I waited for them to enter there favourite class, maths, to begin it.

The Teacher tapped at the board and asked Marvin a question. 'Marvin,' he said to his star pupil,' what is 17 X 15?'.

'I don't kno' do I? I don't give a fuc!' he yelled, his posh boy accent fading into a Deep, dumb one from East London. The Teacher yelled at Marvin and Theodore and sent them both out. I followed behind them and made sure the transformation worked as intended.

Their School blazers twisted and darkened, to form two black puffer coats. They charged, there language, accent and vocabulary turned foul. Dark school trousers became skinny tracksuit bottoms, where two 10 inch dicks grew. They pulled black sunglasses and black caps out of nowhere, and put them on. Gone were the two nerds of the school. Now two bullying roadmen stood there. As one last gift, I gave them a touch of love. The two Bros became horny. They stared at each other and in a moment of lust, rushed to the bathroom to jack each other off.

They do this on a regular basis, and sometimes let me join in. But they could always use a third roadman. A new fuck buddy. Are you interested?