what if tamlin shaves his head and rhysand calls an emergency high lord meeting where he presents them with a lot of photographs of bald tamlin looking terible doing everyday things, all the high lords are asking where rhys got all these pictures from?? It's a lot of different locations and times of day and one is literally in tamlin's bathroom, but rhys says don't worry about that, the more important thing is that he wants guarantorship over tamlin and somehow they all agree (poor feyre gets outvoted bc literally no other high lord wants to invite this night court camera surveillance that tamlin comes with) and then rhysand has to somehow tame his newly acquired bald man/spring pet.
(Rhysand might be getting excited for petplay with the big beast, but Tamlin is just pissing on the carpet and scratching the furniture in a very unsexy way)