#this is a comedy

[mitchmrner]

sidney judging silently from the sidelines and then slowly sliding into the refs circle along with the french captain i'm crying

[minty-didoodle]

✨Asserella✨

Part 2: dealing with consequences and the search begins

Yeah it would be kinda hard to find someone by their ass in a setting where you absolutely cannot demand people to get naked

Here's some of my favourite scraped ideas:

~orginising a "everyone wear leggings day!"

~have everyone sit on a really long memory foam couch, remember the sitting chart and then see which imprint is the most similar (that would have to be a REALLY long couch)

[thefearofcod]

this dude poisoning Elric, guy who hates being alive, and then trying to manipulate him with an antidote. Meanwhile Elric the chronically ill emperor of shit island literally cannot feel a difference

[maladattata]

what if tamlin shaves his head and rhysand calls an emergency high lord meeting where he presents them with a lot of photographs of bald tamlin looking terible doing everyday things, all the high lords are asking where rhys got all these pictures from?? It's a lot of different locations and times of day and one is literally in tamlin's bathroom, but rhys says don't worry about that, the more important thing is that he wants guarantorship over tamlin and somehow they all agree (poor feyre gets outvoted bc literally no other high lord wants to invite this night court camera surveillance that tamlin comes with) and then rhysand has to somehow tame his newly acquired bald man/spring pet.

(Rhysand might be getting excited for petplay with the big beast, but Tamlin is just pissing on the carpet and scratching the furniture in a very unsexy way)

[side-character-syndrome]

And I took it as a personal attack ….

[watchyourbuck]

911 on abc has Buck coming out and Eddie getting his dick grabbed on the same episode but as two unrelated events

[bastardash]

I actually think this is hilarious. Tony Gilroy doesn't seem to understand what shipping is, like canon means nothing to us babe, but he also loves to yap, and if you ask him about something he will have an opinion. Now he's created this feedback loop where his opinions on RebelCaptain are getting clicks, so now journalists are going to ask him more questions about them to get that clickbait and he will never be free.

Like sorry my dude but you're trapped in here with us now. Andor only made me ship them more and I'm working on my first RebelCaptain fic ever for fixit week. Don't feel sorry for me I'm having a great time.