strangeanddelightful:
Brofessions, Part 1
(For this hypothetical reenactment, the role of Chris 1 was played by probablyghosts)
Chris 1: BRO your skin is velvety bro
Chris 2: BRO your eyes are like so blue bro
Chris 1: BRO i feel like your hands could build a table or cradle a baby bro
Chris 2: BRO you are like so tough and strong but still so tender i trust you so much bro
Chris 1: BRO i’m glad we were able to have this dialogue i feel connected to you on a deeper level now bro
Chris 2: BRO if it were possible for two men to physiologically have a baby i would want you to be the father of my children bro











