Ok so you know that one joke where Tenna is Static Miku's dad. Yeah well there's this song that has Neru singing called Green Apple, part of the series called Fruit Train. So I decided that Battat would adopt green apple Neru lol. I made sum art but below that is an explanation of why this would work out lmao.
Ok yapping time. I want to let u know that from this point on I'll refer to green apple Neru as GA Neru.So we can clearly see Battat is not like the other pippins cause y'know, he's green and all the other pippins are red. GA Neru is in the same position he's in, she's not like the red apples. She said so herself in the song "I notice I cannot be them, it makes me feel like I'm the only one on this train". Battat pretends to be Mike as he tries to find out who the real mike is but he's more accepted as Mike rather then himself. It's implied that GA Neru has killed red apple Miku and stole part of her pigtails to pretend to be her, so that she herself can be in the "higher rankings". She too is more accepted as a red apple than a green apple. You can also clearly see near the end of the song she definitely feels guilty about her choices as despite her smiling she starts shaking a bit. But in the end both Battat and Neru pretends to be someone else and they're both more accepted as who their pretending to be rather than themselves. Also they're both green lmao. Yeah that's basically why Battat would definitely be Neru's dad, even if she's killed someone but we don't talk about that part. Yeah this shit is basically what happens when my two hyperfixations mix together lol. Deltarune fans go listen to fruit train made by Broken x22 he makes other cool shit too, Vocaloid fans go play some deltarune made by Toby Fox our lord and savior lmao.