Would you still love me if I was an incompetent nepo baby who was commiting war crimes for weed money?

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Would you still love me if I was an incompetent nepo baby who was commiting war crimes for weed money?
Junior is the most Starkid villain ever. He wears pink sunglasses. He attacks a planet so he can buy weed. He smokes the weed while attacking it. He passed out when a guy shook his hand too hard. He’s played by Brolden. He almost got killed by his own robot. He wants to be your friend but he’s also your boss. He walked so Max Jägerman could run. He’s a bastard dumb bitch and I want to kiss him.
My first gif ever
Dancing Clark Kent from HBM
This moment makes me incredibly happy for some reason like look at him go
The fact that they didn’t have Bryan Holden play Pleakley in the live action lilo and stitch is genuinely upsetting
Tell me they don’t look the same
Shut up why is he so gorjus
actually i’m posting this one too bc everyone’s facial expressions are making me INSANE
im not sure what time i should post things but im just gonna guess shajksa anyway i love him so much
At least one of Linda's boys would be named Gerald Junior because they are *absolutely* the kind of people to name their children after themselves. (Also because he is named Junior all I can see is him being played by Brolden.)
I don't know what else to elaborate on this other than to say that he's the oldest and also a total brat-
I am so here for Brolden in the Hatchetverse