Sep 21, 2025
Remember boys, your himbos need protein. 💦
@crumb-dumpster-3000
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Remember boys, your himbos need protein. 💦
@crumb-dumpster-3000
My roommate looks good on me
GOT MY BROTEIN!
Protein
Meat based
Plant based
Powder
Drink
The Sun
Animal by products
Scored some #milk when I went across the border for cheap beer today. Tastes maybe a little different, but it was good. #protein #brotein
I really wonder what did Tetsutetsu eat to become such a beefcake? Beside milk and dicks, those are too easy.
He and Kirishima both have a manly breakfast that consists of respect women juice, balls of actual sunshine with sprinkled sugar on top, and protein ofc
I'm dumb. I'm a jock. I'm DumbJockDylan.
If you like stories (18+) about dumb jocks like me, you're in the right place. Since January 2026, I've been writing short captions and stories focused on all things bro: becoming a big, stupid, and sexy.
Jockification, broification, and male transformation? Hell yeah, dude!
What have I written?
I have a few "series," which you can check out with the tags below. This will get updated in the future (I hope) as I write more (I hope)!
Build-A-Bro lets you become or create the guy of your dreams.
Brotein is about the (un)intended consequences of protein powder.
Beta Rho Omega is a new frat on your campus.
Birthday Bro will let you see just how I'd make you the perfect bro.
Here's what else you should know:
My ideal guy is just a happy, harmless, horny dude. Maybe he's gay, maybe he just really likes his friends who are boys. Who knows?
I like bros who are young, dumb, and full of cum, especially if I can turn you into one. I love helping guys unlock their full potential, especially if we share a similar fantasy. Feel free to shoot me a message or send me an ask, but not all asks will get a reply.
Got something else in mind? That's cool, too. I'm always down to hear an idea, but if it's not what I'm interested in, I probably won't write or answer it. That includes celebrity TFs, age change (de-aging or daddification), roided muscles, body swapping, and more.
Now, I hate to "yuck someone else's yum" or whatever, but let me be 100% clear: I don't write stories with minors, violent homophobia ("gay to straight" or "gay/liberal to conservative"), or racism.
Just came back from the gym. I need a snack, where is my bf?