May 3, 2019
Person A: I wish you could block people in real life
Person B: Restraining orders
Person C: Murder
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Person A: I wish you could block people in real life
Person B: Restraining orders
Person C: Murder
Imagine your brotp accidentally becoming neighbours
Person A: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.
Person B, sipping waffles: why?
Person A: *strums guitar*
Person B: Do you take requests?
Person A: Sure
Person B: Please stop
Person A at 3am: Why is the sky blue?
Person A: How do boats even float?
Person A: Do birds ever wish they had arms?
Person A: Wh-
Person B: Go the fuck to sleep
Person A: People are like slinkies
Person B: …please explain
Person A: Relatively useless, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs
Person A: Hey, can you pick up milk?
Person B: Yeah, it’s not that heavy
Person A: No I mean from the store
Person B: I’d imagine it weighs the same there
Someone: Are you two together? Partners?
Person A: No we’re-
Person B: Yes, partners. In crime