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pov your faves lost a co-op game
person a, sarcastically: wow, what a great day person b: yeah, a great day to kill myself
Platonic Prompt #28
"X keeps asking for their sibling! Does anyone have their number?" Y runs a hand through their hair, panicked and stressed about X's unwell state. "I didn't even know they had a sibling. What am I going to do, they clearly want them to be there!"
"Y. They mean you."
"W-what?"
"X is asking for you. You're family to them.”
50 Ways To Say “I Love You”
“Be safe”
“Make sure to come back to me, okay?”
“I got these because I know they’re your favourite”
“I saw this earlier and I thought of you”
“Give me a hug please”
“I’d really love it if you came”
“Please stay”
“Just- uh . . . try not to die. I’m really not bothered to replace you”
“You’re leaving already? Nooooo~”
“[insert very specific insult]”
“Well maybe I like having you alive, ever thought about that?”
“You’re the only one I really want to be there”
“You’re my everything”
“I’d rather be hurt and be with you than be okay without you”
“I think in every reality, I still find you”
“I want to make something for you”
“There are people who love you, you know”
“Dedicated to [character name]”
“I did this for you”
“I would give all of this up for you”
“Stop worrying about you? Stop worrying about you?! I can barely stop thinking of you!”
“I wish I could stay here forever. Just me and you”
“Thankgodyou’reokay-”
“I won’t admit that I missed you”
“I made it the way you like it”
“I can’t stand not talking to you”
“I didn’t ask you to do that” “You didn’t have to”
“Don’t move - I’ll get it for you”
“Tell me all about [thing/person their partner is interested in]”
“You won’t take care of yourself so I will”
“[talks dreamily about their future with their partner]”
“When am I going to see you next?”
“I was thinking of you”
“You’re worth it”
“I’d rather just hang out with you, if I’m honest”
“I really like your hands”
“You’re the only reason I’m coming back”
“I am not leaving you”
“I knew you weren’t dead. I refused to believe it- I knew it couldn’t be true”
“Shut up and kiss me”
“I’ll take care of you as long as you need me”
“You’re not alone anymore”
“It’s okay it’s okay is got you”
“You don’t have to pretend with me”
“Whenever I’m with you I am real”
“Just you and me; that’s all I want”
“You’ve finally rendered me speechless”
“You are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen”
“If only you could see yourself as I see you”
“I love you”
[part 2]
[50 ways to say I hate you]
Leave requests for other oneliners / prompts!
Writing Prompt #1332
“You’re going on a date with me.”
“I’m certainly not.”
“You certainly are, because I may have lied to my great-aunt about being engaged and she will most definitely write me out of her will if she catches me lying about things again, and if you do I’ll buy you whatever you want.”
I really like this dynamic where A would laugh their ass off if any character of the cast were to be bombarded with literal missiles, but as soon as character B gets as much as a paper cut, A is ready to call an ambulance.
Bonus points if both A and B fit this description tho
Person A: You know when I first met you I thought-
Person B: “This is going to be a beautiful friendship”?
Person A: “What is this idiot doing?”
“... We expected you two to try to kill each other.”
“Did we not tell you that we’ve been best friends for twenty years? Oops.”
Character A: Let's assume for a moment that you are a dishonest person
Character B: ...Assume away