Imagine your brotp going to Ikea. Does one of them know how to pronounce the names of things or do they both badly butcher everything?
Bonus: Person C is the one that corrects persons A&B’s pronunciations. The party pooper
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Imagine your brotp going to Ikea. Does one of them know how to pronounce the names of things or do they both badly butcher everything?
Bonus: Person C is the one that corrects persons A&B’s pronunciations. The party pooper
Person A: My only skill is breathing
Person B: You have asthma
Person A: (Person B), calm down
Person B: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, Line 92, ‘No’
Person A: I’m into dark humour
Person B: *turns off light* wanna hear a joke?
Person A: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.
Person B, sipping waffles: why?