Person A: (Person B), calm down
Person B: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, Line 92, ‘No’

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@imagineyour-brotp
Person A: (Person B), calm down
Person B: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, Line 92, ‘No’
Person A: My only skill is breathing
Person B: You have asthma
Person A: I’m not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it’s not twenty-seven
Person B: So that’s why I keep running out of cookies
Person A: You know when I first met you I thought-
Person B: “This is going to be a beautiful friendship”?
Person A: “What is this idiot doing?”
Imagine your brotp going to Ikea. Does one of them know how to pronounce the names of things or do they both badly butcher everything?
Bonus: Person C is the one that corrects persons A&B’s pronunciations. The party pooper
Person A, after finding a prank person B left: I only mildly hate you right now Person B: That is possibly the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
Imagine your brotp at a supermarket, intentionally mispronouncing everything
Imagine your brotp playing Jenga
Imagine your brotp buying/renting a house/apartment together. Who gets to choose the decor? Who organises who does the chores? Do they even organise anything?
bear-pow3r replied to your post “Why do people reblog my stuff just to add comments like 'why (the...”
'cause they like to shove romance everywhere ;(
It appears so. Like this blog is made to appreciate relationships that aren’t romantic, if you want romance based prompts there’s like 50 blogs of them out there. Besides, no one says you can’t use brotp prompts for your otp anyway.
Why do people reblog my stuff just to add comments like 'why (the prompts) only for brotps?'
Ugh
Imagine your brotp saying "nice" every time the number 69 is called out in bingo.
Bonus: Person C is sat at the table with them and facepalms every time
Imagine your brotp making puns in inappropriate situations
Bonus: Person C is the only sensible one in the group
Imagine your brotp going for a walk at night just because they can
Imagine your brotp(or 3+) going go-karting for the day
Person A: What if when you cracked your knuckles your fingers started to glow like glow sticks
Person B: I’m starting to see why octopuses eat themselves when stressed
Imagine your brotp buying one another the worst presents they could think of