Jul 28, 2021
Person A: You know when I first met you I thought-
Person B: “This is going to be a beautiful friendship”?
Person A: “What is this idiot doing?”
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Person A: You know when I first met you I thought-
Person B: “This is going to be a beautiful friendship”?
Person A: “What is this idiot doing?”
Person A: My only skill is breathing
Person B: You have asthma
Person A: I’m not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it’s not twenty-seven
Person B: So that’s why I keep running out of cookies
Person A: What if when you cracked your knuckles your fingers started to glow like glow sticks
Person B: I’m starting to see why octopuses eat themselves when stressed
Person A: *Knocking at the door* Open up!
Person B: Well it all started when I was a child-
Person A: That’s not wha-
Person C: Hold on, let them finish
Person A: (Person B), wake up
Person B: I’m not sleeping, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out.
Person A: no!
Person A: no, please!
Person B: I’m sorry!
Person A: Don’t!
Person B, placing down a draw-four uno card: I’m sorry
Person A: It's really muggy outside this morning
Person B: If I go outside and all our mugs are in the garden I'm gonna stab you