Pt 1
Sorry, I did NOT mean for this to take me almost two months
Headcanon that trolls almost exclusively have one egg at a time. Twins like Cooper and Prince D and Satin and Chenille are extremely rare. Higher order multiples are pretty much unheard of.
Bruce knew Vacaytioners had litters of kids, but didn’t put two and two together that it might apply to him.
Up to this point, Bruce has been convinced that they’re in a casual relationship. Just good vibes, no serious talk. In reality, he’s had several moments where he broke down around her. Yet despite Brandy being there for him every time, to him the fact that they were moments of panic means they didn’t count. The fact that Brandy always treated him normally afterwards has just been proof to him that she was trying to move on from the awkward moment.
He’s convinced that this is finally the screwup that’ll be too much for her to ignore, and she’ll finally ditch him.
It’s honestly a good thing this came as a complete surprise. If Bruce had suspected anything he probably would’ve tried to hide it. The sheer panic meant he was acting on instinct, and his instinct was to call out for the one person he trusted.
