Jul 17, 2023
Bruce: Life is like Selina. It's short.
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Bruce: Life is like Selina. It's short.
Bruce: What do you want to be for Halloween? Selina: Yours. Bruce: Bruce: … Bruce: Yeah, that would be pretty scary.
Bruce: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- Selina: blushes What are your thoughts? Bruce: The fourth sentence- Selina: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I- Bruce: It’s “you’re” not “your”.
Bruce: You know, Selina, when you generalize, you tell general... lies. Selina: ... Selina: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.
Selina: :) Bruce: >:( Selina: Turn that frown upside down! Bruce: ):< Selina: Not sure what I was expecting...
Selina: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk. Bruce: Go the fuck to sleep Selina.
Tim: Can we go to a haunted house? Bruce: What’s wrong with the one we live in? Tim: Wh-what? Bruce: Goodnight, Tim.
Petition for a sequel to Batman: Soul of the Dragon with Lady Shiva and Bruce as Gotham's local Saltmates and she just keeps borrowing his car to solve Problems - "NOT THAT CAR, SHIVA :,(" - but yes absolutely THAT car and it's fucking hilarious because she gives Zero Fucks about his opinion.
Bronze Tiger and Richard Dragon find this hilarious and beautiful comedy gold as they watch the Chaos.
(It's what sensei would want :,) )