For Asagao ships: I absolutely love Shane and Ian for some strange reason. They just have this weird chemistry and nobody is sure if they're dating or not until someone catches them laughing and smiling at the tree whilst Shane trying to draw Ian in the weirdest poses they can think of. Both Normal Boots and Hidden Block think it's a sign of the end of the world that they're both happy (for jokes) And seriously dude, all your stuff (especially the AUs) are so awesome, keep up the amazing work!!!
Ian figured there was something up when he went into Shane’s dorm to get something from Jirard, and saw on the desk a drawing of him (imagine the shock) napping by the tree.
Bringing it up later to Shane earned him the salty shane™ treatment and he was salty right the heck back because if there’s one thing both bois are good at its being stubborn as hell.
Eventually Shane broke the tension between them (as well as the rivalry that seemed to be burning between the two groups) by sitting with Ian at lunch one day, and raised an eyebrow, wondering about the whole spoon thing.
Ian raised his eyebrow back and goes ‘yea its just as weird as drawing a picture of a guy sleeping his life away and not even asking him out to dinner first’
‘well i guess i better take him to dinner because i happen to like drawing him in that picture’
thats how they started dating- in a very quiet conversation during lunch and staring at anyone who comes over until they went away. Thats why no one knew they even started dating, theyre both so secretive
Shane mutters the wildest shit under his breath, certainly stuff that didn’t seem like it would come from him. Its usually enough to make Ian start choking on nothing, thus diverting attention from Shane as everyone makes sure the moose is not going to fucking die then and there.
They both lovingly talk shit about themselves, each other, and their clubs. Everything. nothing escapes the shade.
Seriously, the first time Ian comes to the HB meeting smiling, the whole meeting is devoted to finding out what the h el l got him so happy. needless to say, the smile goes away real fucking fast and he really put the brutal in brutalmoose that day. 5 casualties. no survivors.
Shane does that absentminded doodling and once Jared catches on, it becomes his sole mission to find out who’s the ‘special lady’ in Shane’s life.
Its unbearable how do they live with these folks.
Satch is just like “Do you think he’s dating Ian?” and they look at each other, and theyre just like ‘nah’
also im a real sucker for an AU where stuff back from the Emily days follows Shane somehow and Shane and his significant other has to go on this crazy fucking adventure bc of it. Shane and Ian would be snark-city but thats what makes a great action-adventure story, right, especially when Ian has absolutely no experience with this and no time for this shit what the fuck but will absolutely be there for his bf ok. (Not that Shane has much more experience but hey)