#bryson turner

[luvneedsnosyt]

Lil Lonnie - Change Up (Feat. Bryson Turner).

[comedyhajj]

Getting things in order. _____ That should be the auto-reply, on my life right now. I don't text friends back. I don't call family back. I haven't talked to my cousins in a couple years. I really do hope they're doing well. For me, right now, I don't want to lose focus. _____ I feel bad for most successful comedians. They work hard for a decade or two, trying to gain some level of success and fame. (And then years later, -- maybe -- some money) The "reward" they get is basically a generation of young comics, asking them for comedy and life advice, and finding a hundred different ways to ask, "will YOU be my dad?" _____ I don't blame anyone for it. Myself included. Patrice and Bill were my two 'comedy dads.' I feel lucky I picked so well. And that they gave me a little bit of their time, and were patient with me, and answered question after question, even after a long day at work. _____ I would have picked Louis, but by the time I got to him, he had real kids of his own. And probably a bunch of comedy kids, too. _____ _____ Some of Patrice's advice was about money. He took too long to get his life together, and it cost him. Big Time. He alludes to it repeatedly in his only full-length special, "Elephant in the Room." He should have learned how to type. He should have started exercising younger. He should have started better habits before 35. _____ Growing up (the already-should-be-an-adult version), I was looking for more than jokes, from my favorite comedians. I was looking for insight. I was looking for truths. I was looking for a male role model. Somebody who could help me get from where I was, to where I wanted to get to. Patrice never made that full journey. I don't think he'd argue that for a second. But the guy left clues. And so do a lot of other people. If we take the time to listen. _____ I'm getting better at putting things in order. I have two minutes to finish this blog. Because I'm writing til 1 pm. Then on to the next thing. Writing 5 jokes. _____ _____ I might do some jokes about ghosts, in my next special. Or tonight. Whenever I put it on the list. I'm starting to figure this thing out.

[comedyhajj]

101 payments (an average of $10 plus) for my content at brysonturner.com. Still only 11 Followers here -- for now. This tumblr is about to blow up. It's simple math.

Captain Obvious

[booksarecandy]

I want to work with Elayne Boosler

Bryson Turner

[whatisreddit]

I don't want to let Reddit become my next "Facebook." I don't want it to USE UP my time. I want it to help me use my time BETTER.

Me, as I go through the phase of getting my life together, and more simplified

[internetisadrug]

PayPal wants to make sending money to friends as easy as texting them. I wonder if people realize that any "money exchange" on the Internet isn't an exchange of money. It's an exchange of stress, not connected to our physical world.

Stuff that is not debatable, and yet could mistakenly sound crazy.  If we're not paying attention.  

[wanttobecome]

You may not know me. Which is weird.

[thebigcomfypodcast-blog]

Have you heard our episode w/ New York Comedian Bryson Turner? Check out Ep. 28!!! Very funny and interesting look into the minds of up and coming comedians.