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The General blinked. ‘Er, well, er… how have you been?’ ‘In very great pain, thank you for asking.’

— Before They Are Hanged, Joe Abercrombie

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Rereading Before They Are Hanged is so funny now that I know what Bayaz’ master plan is visa-vi Jezal

Every chapter they’re together he’s just like, “Hello, person-i’ve-invited-on-this-quest-for-no-immediately-apparent-reason, here are all the qualities that a king should have, you know, just in case you’re ever in a position where you need to know what qualities a king should have, if you ever wanted to do something kingly, you know, just something to think about. Kings.”

#before they are hanged #the first law #the first law trilogy #joe abercrombie #jezal dan luthar #bayaz #i love finding stuff that i wouldnt notice on a first read #but then on a second read it is blindingly obvious whats going on #tbh on my first read i thought bayaz might plan to sacrifice jezal in order to use the seed #one of my wilder theories was i thought Bayaz was going to eat jezal or maybe feed him to someone #which actually - thinking about the company bayaz keeps - isnt that out there afterall #the first law spoilers #before they are hanged spoilers #last argument of kings spoilers #btah

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‘Threetrees… is going… to shit.’

— Before They Are Hanged, Joe Abercrombie

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‘Stick your cock in the snow if you have to.’

— Before They Are Hanged, Joe Abercrombie

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‘I… I am not sure I understand, Superior.’ ‘Is it not a simple question? Nipples, Harker, on men. What purpose do they serve? Have you not often wondered?’

— Before They Are Hanged, Joe Abercrombie

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‘The skies make no special dispensation Magi, boy, they piss on everyone the same.’

— Before They Are Hanged, Joe Abercrombie

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Jezal frowned and hunched his shoulders. He could see nothing to be learned from Ninefingers apart, perhaps, from how to eat with one’s hands and go days without washing.

— Before They Are Hanged, Joe Abercrombie

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